October 1st, 2007

Ralph Likes Men Now! // tynyxnet
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Those wacky Ninja Turtles get married, and Splinter does the honours.

xerahanadu over at fanficrants:

Do ninja masters have the authority to marry people/mutants? If so, I want a ninja master to preside at my wedding. Hell. I want a ninja wedding. No bride, no groom, no officiant, no guests... then there's a smoke bomb and everyone appears! Three shouts! DO YOU?! HAI! HAI! Another smoke bomb! Then we climb the hall where the reception's gonna be held and break in through the skylights.

Context is always walkin' in on teenage girls when they're giving birth and all.