September 23rd, 2007

Butch Walker: Emo

On being a true Manhattanite...

From cozette, quoted with permission from a protected entry....

Tonight, I saw a guy unabashedly masturbating in the subway. Just, like, dick out and going for it. Then, about 10 minutes later, I was crossing the street during the appropriate pedestrian walk time, and a car almost hit and then beeped at me. Their window was down, so I screamed "IT'S WALK YOU IDIOT!"

Can I have my Official New Yorker card now?