September 19th, 2007

RK, abused, insanity, at work
  • cmzero

jpathomas has an argument with his paranoid side.

I DON'T KNOW THIS GUYS LEADING ME INTO THE BASEMENT OF AN ABANDONED BUILDING AND FOR ALL I KNOW HIS CANNIBAL CO-WORKERS ARE LOCKING THE DOORS BEHIND US!

Oh for God's sake chill out. It's a construction site, it's in down town Long Beach, they have to lock things.

OH YEAH? AND THE WHOLE "THERE'S NOT LIGHTING IN THE BASEMENT" THING? WHAT, ARE THEY TAKING THIS PLACE APART BY BRAILLE?

Relax, you really need to get a sense of perspective here.

NO, I REALLY NEED TO FIND A FREAKING WEAPON HERE!

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Context needs to stop watching so many serial killer movies. QWP.
Malcolm Reynolds - Firefly

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adnault explains just WHY Vikings > pirates:

They were so bad ass they didn't just take over ships they took over LAND

Context drinks apple brandy from mugs made from the skulls of its enemies. (Beat THAT with your little...rum..!)

And since I have to combine the other (insert grumbling here)...

nemesisbecoming knows how to get the votes:

If ever I ran for president...

Press: "Ma'am, pictures have surfaced of you naked at a sex club whipping the shit out of a guy bound in leather with a long piece of licorice and a wide smile on your face."

Me: "Best third date EVER. And...?"


Context is all about the kink.