September 11th, 2007

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mayacito has fun with her AP US History notes:

New France, in which there is Not Ballet: I am freezing. I only attract crazy people.
Crazy People Fur-trappers: Hey look a beav -- WHERE IS ZE ALCOHOL? I NEED ALCOHOL IN ORDER TO GIVE THINGS SUSPICIOUS NAMES.
Des Moines: Some Monks? What the hell?
Grand Teton: Dude, shut up. I'm Big Breast.

[snip]

Braddock: I have a small penis. Let's get some BIG GUNS. Hey wait, better idea! Let's spread our troops as THINLY AS POSSIBLE. IT'S BRILLIANT.
George Bush: *taking notes*
William Pitt: Um, you're old k? Let's attack Quebec.
Colonists: WTF, you want me to give troops for my own war? Stop trading with the enemy? Hell to the no, I am selling my fucking tobacco.
bewarethespork - girl geeks

Culinary wisdom (of a sort)...

copperbadge has a handy guide for the aspiring culinary genius:

Step one: Butter a slice of bread, in preparation for adding honey.

Step two: Reach for the honey bottle, located next to an empty water bottle on the counter.

Step three: Brush water bottle with hand, knocking it over so that it threatens to fall into the gap between the counter and the stove.

Step four: Attempt to catch empty water bottle, and with your forearm gently knock the handle of the small cooking pot sitting on the stove.

Step five: Crook arm so that you catch the water bottle with your hand and steady the pot with the inside of your arm.

Step six: Stand in kitchen with butter knife in left hand and water bottle in right hand, cooking pan clenched in the corner of your elbow.

And that is how, in ten seconds or less, you prep yourself for Ninja Iron Chef.


Context is here. Public entry, but still QWP.