August 25th, 2007

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you never know when that CPR certification can come in handy...

invisible9fire in a locked post, (quoted with permission):

I dreamed that I was giving rescue breathing to a teaspoon. Yes, a teaspoon. No, I do not understand this, and in the dream I was thinking "well... couldn't I just dump the water out of it and it'd be okay?" but no; I had to give it rescue breathing. After a while -- and a great deal of effort, I might add -- I decided that the spoon was alive after all (I don't know how I reached this conclusion), and gave it back to its owner.

He promptly turned around and threw it in the trash.

WHY DID I HAVE TO GIVE RESCUE BREATHING TO A TEASPOON IF IT WAS JUST GOING TO BE THROWN OUT ANYWAY?
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Stop the catbox!

takhisis has adventures with a new litter box...


- Installed new covered cat box, which actually turned out to be a Terribly Clever Cat Trap. For some unfathomable reason, the swinging "odor door" (hooray anagrams!) is slightly longer than the opening it hangs in, and the bottom curves slightly out from the box. So the cat, upon entering the box, pops the door to the inside of the "lip" of the box, but then the curve prevents it from being similarly popped back out. Caramon was very displeased by this. I let him out,and removed the door entirely, after only a few minutes of pointing and snickering. He is now sulking and no doubt waiting for the right moment to pee in my shoes.

Context is getting things done.

QWP
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conuly is starting to admire her adversaries:

Bedbugs can eat seven times their own weight in one sitting. Seriously, these are the most awesome critters ever. I still want them out of my house, of course - but if it weren't for the fact that they're bloodsucking fiends, I'd totally be on a "save the bedbugs" campaign.

Context will outlast us all (by about 18 months).
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