August 8th, 2007

funny AND deep

capi talks about emotions:

think the way i was raised, if the kid had an emotion, the parent felt it was the kids' problem. The kid better take their nasty messy emotion someplace else and deal with it. Nobody wanted their emotion getting all over *them*, thankyouverymuch. Messy things, emotions. Go to your room til you've finished being all icky.

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Elphie and Fieyro

nagaina_ryuuoh 's second pregnancy is quite different from the first

As I've said many times before, Callan was...how shall we say...and extremely active fetus. Kick-counts were never an issue with him: he went through the fluttery-fluttery delicate little motions phase of fetal development in two days and thereafter kicked like a multiclassed soccer player/ninja/contortionist. This one is completely different. This one is content to be what I am provisionally terming Heeeyyyyy, Maaaaaaan, Be Cooooool Stoner Fetus, lounging all day on my spleen, sucking on a stevia-loaded hookah, and making the peace sign against the inside of my abdominal cavity -- in short, a throwback to the proud Kalis lineage of cannabis-smoking, homebrewing, folk-song-singing slightly chemically altered at all times hippydom. And I don't even smoke at all, much less smoke pot. I'm guessing it must just be deeply embedded in the genes.

Context is in her 20th week of pregnancy QWP but it's a public entry
polycorns

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Mr. James "flemco" Grant reads an article on drug slang and is compelled to respond:


LIST OF TERMS IN THAT ARTICLE I HAVE NEVER, EVER HEARD:

- Psychedelic Heroin for Ketamine. Uh, no. I don't think any teen would ever use such a retarded term for a drug. How is that even a codename to hide what you're asking for?
BOBBY: Man, we gotta come up with another word for Ketamine so the 'rents won't know what we're talking about!
TOMMY: I know! Let's call it "blowjobs from a hooker!"
BOBBY: Yeah! So when I ask you in front of your mom if we should go get some "blowjobs from a hooker," she won't be none the wiser!
TOMMY: 23-Skiddoo!
[later]
BOBBY: Hey, let's go get some "blowjobs from a hooker!"
MOM: Oh, you kids! Be careful!
TOMMY: We will!
- Fire for crystal meth. What? I can almost guaran-damn-tee that if I walked up to a drug dealer and asked for fire, he'd hold out his lighter.
- Yahoo for coke. I could be wrong on this one - maybe kids call weed "Lycos" and speed "Hotmail." But I doubt it.
- XTC for Ecstacy. Not objecting to it because I've never heard it called that - on the contrary, that's PHONETICALLY THE SAME DAMNED THING. Jesus blithering CHRIST, next they'll be listing off such "drug codenames" as "MARY WANNA" and "ASS ID."
- Roachies for Rohypnol. Never in my life heard that one. Ever.
- Kibbles and Bits for Ritalin and FUCK YOU, YOU MADE THAT UP. YOU ARE A LIAR AND YOU ARE MAKING THAT UP.