"Now I'll tell you the circumstances leading up to it:
Quads naturally get sore bums from sitting on them all day and can cause wounds due to lack of blood flow.
I started to hit his bum cause it looked a bit pale.
He said: You just do that cause you like spanking me.
I said: Don't be ridiculous, I'm doing it to get the blood flowing...now stop whining and tell me what a naughty boy you've been.
Context is not the Messiah, but is a very naughty boy.
F-Locked and QWP.