July 22nd, 2007

I'm so hungry, I could eat a bison!

purpleprimate has some observations about her lunch.

Bookshop Julie picked me up at one, and we spent many hours toodling around New London, visiting party supply stores. By mid-afternoon, I'd reached stage two, so we stopped at Ruby Tuesday's, where I ate an entire bison cheeseburger.

That is, I ate the entire cheeseburger, which contained bison meat, not a cheeseburger which contained an entire bison. Which is a bit of a shame, because, y'know, the Native Americans used every part of the buffalo, not just the wings.


QWP. Context comes in mild, regular and extra spicy.
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Hakkai

Coupon quotes and chocolate chex

Quote from ar_wahan , AKA my mom in this public entry, might be a hit or miss type of thing, but I thought it was funny:

So, post shower, now I'm eating ramen while going through the coupon section from the Sunday paper. Two new products are being hailed there:

Hood New England Creamery Ice Cream (well, actually, not ice cream in this case) .... Black Raspberry Sherbet.

Oooh, yeah, baby! *clip clip clip*

And in the breakfast cereal department . . . General Mills Whole Grain Chocolate Chex.

Chocolate? That is just. So. Wrong.
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Calgary

From What's Playing in the Alternative Universe Cineplex

Courtesy of marsgov:

Alternative Endings

My name is Harry Inigo Montoya Potter. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Harry, I am your father.

I know what you're thinking... did he fire off five curses, or six? To tell the truth, I've lost count. But this is a Ollivander 11-inch holly wand with a phoenix feather core, the most powerful wand ever made, and it can blow your head clean off your shoulders. So, punk, are you feeling lucky?

Precious...!


Context is buying the extra-large bucket of popcorn, Raisinettes, and a large diet cola in the collectible QWP cup.