July 22nd, 2007

I'm so hungry, I could eat a bison!

purpleprimate has some observations about her lunch.

Bookshop Julie picked me up at one, and we spent many hours toodling around New London, visiting party supply stores. By mid-afternoon, I'd reached stage two, so we stopped at Ruby Tuesday's, where I ate an entire bison cheeseburger.

That is, I ate the entire cheeseburger, which contained bison meat, not a cheeseburger which contained an entire bison. Which is a bit of a shame, because, y'know, the Native Americans used every part of the buffalo, not just the wings.

QWP. Context comes in mild, regular and extra spicy.
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Coupon quotes and chocolate chex

Quote from ar_wahan , AKA my mom in this public entry, might be a hit or miss type of thing, but I thought it was funny:

So, post shower, now I'm eating ramen while going through the coupon section from the Sunday paper. Two new products are being hailed there:

Hood New England Creamery Ice Cream (well, actually, not ice cream in this case) .... Black Raspberry Sherbet.

Oooh, yeah, baby! *clip clip clip*

And in the breakfast cereal department . . . General Mills Whole Grain Chocolate Chex.

Chocolate? That is just. So. Wrong.
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From What's Playing in the Alternative Universe Cineplex

Courtesy of marsgov:

Alternative Endings

My name is Harry Inigo Montoya Potter. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Harry, I am your father.

I know what you're thinking... did he fire off five curses, or six? To tell the truth, I've lost count. But this is a Ollivander 11-inch holly wand with a phoenix feather core, the most powerful wand ever made, and it can blow your head clean off your shoulders. So, punk, are you feeling lucky?


Context is buying the extra-large bucket of popcorn, Raisinettes, and a large diet cola in the collectible QWP cup.