July 20th, 2007

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matociquala is... justifiably alarmed at witnessing history in the making.

Dear Congress:

It is time to invoke inherent contempt and start hauling people's asses before the Senate. It is time to initiate impeachment and censure proceedings. It is time to remember that constitutionally, you are the body with the power to declare war.

And please don't wait until after lunchtime.

Because this is it. This is a constitutional crisis. This is history in the making, right here, right now.

This is the point where we stop them, or the United States of America ceases to be a republic, and becomes a tyranny, ruled by fiat.


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PÖTTERDÄMMERUNG! (Mod Post)

Hi. 

We're about to see the coming of PÖTTERDÄMMERUNG.

While posting spoilers, or posting/commenting on metaquotes  with icons containing spoilers for Deathly Hallows is not a killing offense, please do not delude yourself into thinking that something like this is teh awesome. We've already booted a couple of people for "quoting" spoilers.

You're not funny. You're not clever. You're just being a jerk.

Label your spoilers. Put them behind a cut. And don't. Use. Spoiler. Icons.

I, personally, count that as being part of the "blatant trolling" that we've had to deal with a couple times on MQ, and if I come across anything like that, I will not hesitate to use my Wand of Deletion (I know it looks like a mouse, cut me some slack, please?). Immediately. Use of the Banhammer of Modliness may follow, depending on the consensus of mods.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled metaquotes

 

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  • thjora

Someone Call the CDC!!!!

thatursula is unable to dodge the bullet

A few of the things you have to look forward to if you get what she got . . . .

7) A day or two of having to gently blow your nose (otherwise it'll feel like someone's jammed a knitting needle into one or both of your ears).

8) Dry cough alternating with "productive cough" AKA the horking o' the green.

9) The feeling that you have a squid spackled to the top of your lungs. *

QWP: More where that came from – don’t forget your vitamin C
Kill iiiit KILL IT...
  • jaie

(no subject)

Y'all recall Barbie right? Well...strix_an_stones has met Ken.

Neighborhood Barbie has been away on vacation the last week or so, thus there has been nothing new to report. But hark! On the horizon, I have found....Ken!

(For the hell of it I am setting the saga to the tune of When Doves Cry by Prince. I'm in just that kind of mood today, that and because I laughed so hard I cried so it seemed totally fitting.)

Dig if you will the picture
Of Ken and friend engaged in a spat
The pain of his stupid shocks me
Can you my darling
Can you picture that?

Dream if you can a basement
An ocean of water on floor
Step-sons strike curious poses
They feel the lack
The lack between brains and goo

How can you just leave her standing?
Alone in a puddle that's so cold? (So cold)
Maybe you're just two brainless
Maybe she's just like your father and you're told
Maybe she's just like your mother
She never says a word (she never says a word)
Why do you scream at anyone?
This is what it sounds like
When freezer's fry...

Touch if you will the liner
Feel how it's warm inside
You've got the butterfly chops all flyed up
Don't make me smack you
Even bystanders have pride...

Dig if you will the picture
Of you engaging it in a bad plug
The wet of your melted ice covers me
Can you my moron
Can you picture this?

Dream if you can an electrician
A professional wearing denim and gloom
Step-sons claim curious excuses
They sprayed the basement
The basement with water and balloons...

How can you just leave the bird feeder?
Alone she's just too logical
Maybe she's just like your ex-wife too droll
Maybe she's just like your brother
He's never understood (He's never understoos)
Why do you scream at anyone?
This is what it sounds like
When the laughing cry

Touch if you will your bald pate
Note how it rattles inside
You've got the jumpingbeans all fried up
Don't make me slap you
Even bystanders have pride...

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That's the whole post but context stuffs it's cheeks.

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No, it's not REALLY a spoiler...

4. Although most readers had felt confident that neither Voldemort nor Harry nor Snape nor Percy Weasley was responsible for the death of Laura Palmer, this confidence is sorely tested when a dancing dwarf arrives at the Dursleys, complaining of arm trouble. A frightened Hedwig attacks the dwarf, who moans that "the owls are not what they seem," before urging Hermione to take up a career as a magical strip dancer; readers find the rest of the book difficult to follow and impossible to summarize, except for the bit where Johnny Depp plays a crossdressing Auror accusing Harry of smuggling drugs to France.

Context has been hitting the Orange Mocha Cappucino a little too hard.
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