July 12th, 2007

oh holy shit
  • chaya

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I could feel it coming on gradually as I walked to my car. And it steadily rose as I drove myself home. And as I let myself in the house it became undeniable. It's like I have no say in the matter. No control over the impulse.

Tonight, I will get drunk and climb a tree.

-calitetra here.
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    pleased pleased
  • bibsy

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ernestinewalker is giving us vital information.

I'm testing your coke-smoking R&B knowledge. I like finding random phrases on Wikipedia so I know what to avoid if someone ever put me on there. I don't want someone to write "While she is best known for her witty personal commentary and off-beat observations in certain institutions of mental health, the rest of the world remember Ernestine Walker as one of the most voracious consumers of toenails in the early part of the 21st century." My favourite Pop-Tart is Smackabitch Berry, dontcha know.

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    "Three Small Words" from Josie and the Pussycats