July 9th, 2007

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latelyontime ponders the implications of some new research:

Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability, it actually causes shrinkage of the male sexual "equipment."

Wow! If that is true, we need to get the word out ASAP! Maybe the warning on the cigarette packs should be updated to reflect this new information. How about something like this:

* Warning!: These cigarettes are king size — how about you?

* Warning!: Smoking sections in restaurants aren't the only things getting smaller.

* Warning!: If you don't reduce your smoking, your smoking will reduce you.

* Warning!: Smoking may lead to ridicule on your honeymoon.

* Warning!: Smoke rises, but you may not.

* Warning!: Second-hand smoke can be harmful to children — That is… if you're capable of conceiving any.

* Warning!: Cigarettes get shorter the more you puff — so do you.

* Warning!: How can you enjoy a smoke afterwards, if there's no before?

* Warning!: The only thing left after a smoke is a dead stub.

* Warning!: Don't throw lit cigarettes in the urinal — you might not have the range to put them out.

QWP, Context is circumcised and shrivels when it's cold.
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Shitty alcoholic drinks are just one of the ten quintessentially British things that the rest of the world will never understand, according to lifeinamarble:

You're allowed to drink legally in the UK at the age of 18 which means that most people are seasoned drinkers by the time they hit 16. However, due to immature taste buds and the need for near-constant sugary input, beer is rarely the beverage of choice. So it usually goes one of two ways - Lambrini for girls, White Lightning for boys. They're pretty interchangeable really, with both just tasting like a combination of Capri Sun and gasoline, but teenage boys can't be seen to drink something as feminine as Lambrini (which I believe is Italian for "teen pregnancy ahoy"), so they stick with the cider.

Nine other British things that nobody else seems to get. Especially we damned Americans...
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“I’m a slut if...”

apocalypsos watches a Lifetime movie on unplanned pregnancy and flips right out.
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And for our fellow Supernatural fans:
I'm a slut if I'm fictional and hanging out in scenes with your favorite male character, even if I'm never seen sleeping with anyone and he sleeps with anything with a hole in it and has been in a canon threesome.

Context covers several more points and wishes the world would MAKE UP ITS F—ING MIND.