June 19th, 2007

steampunk

thenewyear describes a non-customer at the spa...

First off, she looks like what would probably happen if Betsey Johnson didn't bathe for a week and started smoking meth. And her face is COVERED in what looks to be lipstick, eyeshaddow and blush all in the same bright-assed barbie sparkly pink. And when I say "covered" I mean it was streaked on. All over. Where makeup is not typically applied. Like war paint. Or a gay zebra. Or some horrible, horrible monsters from the depths of John Waters' toilet. Horrible.

Context is trying to erase the image from it's mind...
QWP
deelieboppers sharpened

hradzka has a kitten in his engine...

From the comments,
There's a container with some milk near my front bumper. Between that and the water, it sort of looks like my apartment complex venerates my car as a pagan god.
Context prefers the engine block...

Edit: Further from the comments (kitty won't come out of the engine),
A squirt bottle might be an option. The trick is getting it down to where kitty hangs out; it's just too narrow. I think I need to find a five-year-old child with freakishly long arms. Or possibly a gibbon.
There's a caption contest going on, now...