May 18th, 2007

Fluffy Vulcan

Meanwhile, over in customers_suck, djenk orders for a dragon

robin_2370_hood : I, for one, have never known a dragon to pay, let alone tip. It's a good night when they don't burn the server alive.

 
djenk : LOL! I can picture this

"Are you ready to order?"

"Yes, I'd like you medium rare. No need to bother the cook, just step back a pace. I hope this place has lots of ketchup on hand....." >;)


QWP, context is a lousy tipper.
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marc johns

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literarity has some questions about the SCA

"Why the hell does the SCA have that name? It doesn't seem to have ANYTHING to do with what the society actually is, nor does it represent their interests or... anything. Is it just because it sounds like something more important and contemporary than "We Like To Pretend We Are Knights And Wenches"?"

Context has a witch, may we burn her?
PR || Cosmos

soupytwist reviews Jonathan Ross last night.

Clearly we slipped into the world of crack for an hour: Eddie Izzard was fine and lovely, obviously, but then there was Janice Dickson gossipping about her time with Mick Jagger and being CRAZY and I totally thought she was going to chuck water all over Andew Lloyd Webber and that would have ruled, but the discussion of his elephant penis and, er, Sarah Brightman blowjob jokes and mocking people during performances of Oklahoma! and singing "here's Captain Jack, he'd Collapse ) aaaanything!" to the Doctor Who themetune and John Barrowman just collapsing in giggles the whole time and then REGINA SPEKTOR and just WHAT WHAT WHAT?

Context wears ridiculously bad shirts.
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calvin surreal

Pardon me, sir, could you repeat that?

so_jayded: I THINK SOCIETY'S LIMITATIONS MAKE NO FUCKING SENSE NOW A DAYS AND THERE ARE VERY FEW THINGS THAT I SEE AS SERIOUSLY WRONG WHEN IT COMES TO SEXUAL RELATIONS - BASICALLY, NON-CONSENSUAL SEX AND THAT'S IT.

jira_rd: Oh, and pedophilia, bestiality, and necrophilia. Bad.

so_jayded: WELL, ANIMALS, THE DEAD, AND CHILDREN ALL CAN'T CONSENT.

amandathegreat: The dead can consent if they've been reanimated. Even if that consent is "GRAAARRRGGHGHHHHHHHHH."

Context is ENJOYING CAPSLOCK FRIDAY
Doctor Who: Nine (Fantastic)

moinkers wonders about ice cream truck drivers.

I wonder what the burnout rate for ice cream truck drivers is. I mean, there must be some threshold for the number of times they can hear that music repeated before they just snap and go insane, y'know? I wonder if they have that music stuck in their heads all the time, when they eat dinner, when they're in the grocery store, when they shower. Imagine having the ice cream truck song stuck in your head during sex...

QWP, Friends locked post.
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Malcolm Reynolds - Firefly

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On the OHNY feed, weave explains why zombies make poor customers:

because their idea of a tip is to leave a body part on the table, if they don't dine-and-stumble. and they only ever order one thing, even if it's not on the menu.
"brains, rare."
and never mind how fussy they are if those brains are even a second overcooked, they won't wait more than a few seconds before helping themselves to either the server's or another patron's brains. but the bartender is always safe because zombies know that it's always a good idea to get in good with the bartender.


Context gggggggrrrrrAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHlllllllgggggggg