May 8th, 2007

On the other side of the screen, it all looks so easy.

spinooti gives her views on TRON:

I just saw Tron for the first time. I love how the movie is all, "Hey everybody, Jeff Bridges! Hey Jeff Bridges, how you doing? Good, that's good. Glad to hear it, Jeff. You know, Jeff, we really---TRON TRON TRON, HEY IT'S TRON, EVERYBODY! TRON FOR US, TRON. T-R-O-N, TRON TRON. TRONITY TRON TO TRONTOWN. TRON! Sorry, what? Oh, hey, Jeff. Did you see Tron over there? Tron's pretty sweet. Tron's way better at frisbee than you, Jeff. Also a better kisser. Fact. Yeah. Whisper that to your precious Space Paranoids in the dark of night. Anyway..."

QWP. Context is going in bitching, arbitrarily neon circles.
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Ruining your shit - LJ

naughtydolphin is a little confused.

Well, after Australia broke up with New Zealand, she went on a bit of a downward spiral, drinking lots, hanging out with tramps and getting the nanny's to look after the kids while she got plastered across the tabloids. Australia really took a downward turn when she shaved her head and started wearing very little in public...

oh wait, that's Britney Spears.

Australia just got drunk again.


Context is looking for the land Down Under
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Me, yelling: What the hell are you doing?
Me: *makes haste for the kitchen and finds dog there*
Dog: *picks up entire raw sweet potato, which is what was causing the baseball bat noise, and flees for the bedroom*
Me: *chases dog, retrieves most of sweet potato, less the portion which has disappeared into dog's gullet*
Dog: See? STARVING.
Me: ...That can't be good for you. It's a RAW SWEET POTATO.
Dog: I had to do it. I haven't been fed. Ever.
Me: You realize you aren't normal. Normal dogs don't steal raw sweet potatoes.
Dog, sadly: I was badly brought up.
Me: Yes. Yes, you were.
Dog: By people who starved me.
Me: Oh, no. I am not doing this again.
Me: *exits the room, bearing sweet potato*

The above is part of a post where littera_abactor explains why sweet potatoes are now the enemy.