May 2nd, 2007

muse

Ze French, zay aire -- how you say? -- not for ze win

During a conversation about Philippa Gregory's historical novel The Other Boleyn Girl:

cleolinda: Because, as I have said elsewhere, you can't start talking about ... how Mary Boleyn instructed Anne in the fine art of blowjobs, and expect me to keep a straight face. I'm sorry, I just can't do it.

everstar3: That was the point in The Other Boleyn Girl (other than the initial "Wait, Anne's the oldest, wait WHAT") where I almost stopped reading from sheer absurdity. All I could think was, "Anne grew up in the French court and learned to be a total coquette but she doesn't know what a blowjob is? YOU HAVE FAILED, FRANCE."

Context is a sadder but wiser girl.
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magicalmuscularcrotch!

Can you really call that 'punishment'? I mean, REALLY.

azzy23 discusses the 'short'comings of a popular vibrator in a reply to my post.

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Context doesn't like shoving farm animal shaped items into the Holiest of Holies.

Quote 2: (didn't mean to Spam, my apologies)

raphaela tries to explain expensive shoes to her husband.

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Context suspects he still doesn't get it but realizes as a man it really isn't neccessary that he does.