April 23rd, 2007

Easily Amused
  • orejen

In Vino Veritas

curefreak posted in ljover30 about drunken insights and the LJ post that resulted. http://community.livejournal.com/ljover30/1048160.html (Not a locked post.)

In Australia we have these things colloquially called "Breathos", ie, breath analyser (analyzer for those preferring American spelling) tests. No, relax, I didn't just get busted and lose my licence/license...I don't drink and drive or, for that matter, actually hold a licence/lisense. Shhhh ;).

Rather these things cost mega bucks for the cops taxpayers to buy. So, in attempt to be rich, rich I tells ya, rich beyond my wildest dreams, I have just come up with a very cheap alternative.

Result 1: Singing passionately to "Oh Sherrie" by Steve Perry = Do not drive for the rest of the night!

Result 2: Singing passionately to "I should've known better" by Jim Diamond = Do not drive for the next 24 hours.

Result 3: Singing passionately to "Straight to Hell" by Drivin' and Cryin' = Do not drive for a week.

Result 4: Singing passionately to ANYTHING by Celine Dion = Do not drive EVER, as you are clinically insane!
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[Contemplation] Deep silent complete

quijotesca has a SpongeBob dream

"At some point, I suddenly thought it was stupid that I was hiding from SpongeBob. I decided to see what would happen if I made him really angry to see if that was worth being afraid of. I yelled, "YOU FUCK PATRICK!!!" thinking that would get him worked up. He just laughed. I said, "I figured that would make you mad."

He said, "Well, that isn't the first time anybody's said that. I think it's funny now."

"But..."

"I prefer to keep people guessing."

x.x Wow."


Context has Freudian overtones
Let Me Sing

Elmo wants peace

deesarrachi (in a comment on a flocked entry in my journal) informs us all what the world really needs:

We need to beat everyone over the head and make them watch Sesame Street to remember that Sharing Is Good. You want to live on this land? Okay. I'll live here, beside you. We can bake cookies together!

I say we elect five-year-olds as head of states. Biggest fight in kindergarten is over the red crayon. And then, we find another red crayon and everyone is happy and we have some apple juice and take a nap.

(No, I'm not feeling overwhelmed by university and adulthood and longing for the simplicity of my childhood...)

Or, we go for that old standby of 'Make awkward sexual advances, not war'.

QWP. Context is trying to get childrens' songs out of its head.
ireland, kjc
  • kjc

Crush crush


This weekend, boutell reveled in his new wheels at the park, but discovered some unfortunate ignorance:

Many, many little kids don't know what roller skates are anymore. That's messed up yo. I educated them of course ("these are kid crushing boots of roller evil").

QWP. Original post (with kick-ass picture!) here.