April 18th, 2007

Good Omens Crowley

Baby Got Book

So.... going from none to two in as many days........

Baby Got Book
(based on the original by Sir Mix-A-Lot)

I like big books and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with a fat Tolkien
And Cervantes in original tongue
You get sprung
Wanna read the spine
'Cuz you noticed that book was stuffed
Deep in the bag she's carrying
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Context And The Rest Is Little in the Middle, But Got Much Book And Well Worth The Read
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southpark ibiki

You can only use your Mormon Missionary cards in pairs

Comments in customers_suck on the topic of people pushing religious pamphlets on the lowly wage slaves:

betrayme: This used to happen to me, and then I took all the pamphlets about soul-saving people had given to me (or stealthily tried to leave on my counter), and put them in an envelope under the register. Now, I just hand them a pamplet in exchange and say something like, "I only discuss religion with people I'm on a first name basis with" or "Oh! I collect those, wanna trade?"

rukia_the_rat: Hahaha, that would make an awesome trading game. Get somebody to draw cute little anime-type monsters for each denomination and pamphlet type and you got yourself a smash hit!

betrayme:I have a roommate who works with kids. Think he can get them to trade in Yu-Gi-Oh cards for Religious Propaganda Cards?

rukia_the_rat: Oh sure, just add an annoying hip-hop theme song to it and pretty soon every kid in that room will be battling each other, shouting things like "My Billy Graham counters your Jehovah's Witness with his Hyper-Jesus Beam!" or "My Crazed Hobo on the Street card uses his End Is Near Sign to negate your attack!" or something like that.

Context gotta catch 'em all!
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kittydoom, the mod of cat_macros responding to some silliness in the community.

"You... have completely missed the point... It's like the rest of us are having a conversation over here, but you're fifty miles away listening to us talk through a can on a string with its very own special crazy filter."

Context is a no-nonsense, fleshlight wielding mod-goddess. ^_^
Craft Disturbing Mental Image

On random IMs and the translations thereof

alidocious got some random IMs in foreign languages and asked for translations.

ohisntshecool: the first one says "my name is seth. i can fuck you up the ass until you can't walk straight"

iisz: Who the hell couldn't fuck someone up the ass until they couldn't walk straight? Little old ladies with strap-ons could even do that. Not much of a claim to fame if you ask me.
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