March 30th, 2007

  • etcet

axissilverhand provides a warning.

IF you are also running a few hours short of normal sleep, and
IF you have drunk most of a Large Sweet Tea ($1) from McDonalds recently, and
IF you have your mp3 player playing through a headphone amp into Nice Headphones, and
IF you nod off/pass out to Mozart happily...

You will be torn from sleep and hurl yourself at the bathroom
to Wagner's Ride of the Valkyrie
in a blind panic of heeding nature's call.

My heart is still pounding.


Context loves the smell of napalm in the morning.

pink camo..

targaff has this reaction to one of the latest fashion trends.

Manchester cruelly exposed me to another example of dress sense gonehorribly wrong today: top and trousers in matching pink camo. This gives rise to one important question - why? Does anyone seriously think the armed forces carry out extensive undercover forays in flamingosanctuaries and gay villages the world over? I was driven by the sheer... pinkness of it to coin 2 aptly atrocious terms for both the said clothing and the said military operations: ladies, and gentlemen, I give you flamo and the dual-purpose flaminfiltrations.

cuedoubleyoupee from here

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Your own, chocolate, Jesus

kateshort, in response to the Nutrition Facts for the anatomically-correct chocolate Jesus statue:

Our Savior, who art in Hershey,
Cacao be thy Name.
Thy caffeine come.
Thy blend be done,
in milk as it is in plain dark.
Give us this day our Green & Black's.
And forgive us our tempering,
As we forgive those that temper thy crystals.
Lead us now into temptation;
But deliver us from carob:
For thine is the cocoa,
And the powder, and the mole'
For ever and ever. Amen.

Context is wishing the statue was filled with cherry liqueur...