As far as I'm concerned, frozen yogurt is the Cain to ice cream's Abel. Frozen yogurt is ice cream after decades of institutionalization with heavy medication and electroshock therapy. What Chief did for McMurphy, someone should do for frozen yogurt. Yet every year or so there comes a day where I wonder, "Can it possibly be as bad as I remember? Might not a bit of frozen yogurt hit the proverbial spot?" So I buy some, taste it, force myself through a few spoonfuls and curse myself for a fool.
For me, dating and frozen yogurt have a lot in common.
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