March 23rd, 2007

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The LJ's prayer

bettybaker has a reverent attitude toward LJ:

"Our Livejournal,
Which art our time-wasting haven
Hallowed be thy name
Thy drama come
Thy deleted comments done
On innocent users
As they are on trolls.
Give us this day our daily dose,
And forgive us our trivialities,
As we forgive the really lame post you made on swiss cheese and eucalyptus trees a couple days ago,
And lead us not into temptation (so we don't buy any more BPAL)
But deliver us from flat asses,
For thine is the break from boredom
And the connection to other users
And the glory that fills our day with pleasant interactions the substantive nature of which could be compared to Saturday morning cartoons
Forever,
Until the next networking site comes along,TTYL."


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Parenthood

evillord's son has his first girlfriend:

"I think it's very important for any boy to have his first obsessive psycho bitch from hell. It's one of those experiences that all must go through."

Context has seen both Fatal Attraction and Swimfan.
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alex_ogre has a good idea.

I reckon the best solution would be to make a whole new internet that filters out crazies. You write purple prose? Your browser deletes itself. You start wank? Your browser deletes itself. You stalk someone? Your browser deletes itself and causes the screen to explode in your face like in that old hacker urban legend.


Context is dealing with some bad RPers. QWP.