March 10th, 2007

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Feline communications

space_machine has communication problems... with the cat:

I think if we translated your catspeak it would go something like this.

Ozzie: "MOM. MOMMY. MOOOM. MOOOOOOOM. MOMMEEEEE. MOOOOOOOOOOOOMMEEEEEEEE. GUESS WHAT. GUESS WHAT. GUESS WHAT. GUESS WHAT. OMG OMG GUESS WHAT."

Me: "Holy SHIT, WHAT DAMNIT."

Ozzie: "I wubs you."

Me: ".... I hate you. Go to sleep." (Turns over)


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comic love, hope this helps!, <3
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Maybe it's a holographic fish.

ironychan has a question ...

Random childhood memory:

When I was little, I used to sit in the room watching Star Trek with my parents and I would be absolutely fascinated by that fish in Captain Picard's office.

See, we owned a few fish, and after my experience of what always happened to them, I used to wonder: did Captain Picard have some special technology that kept his fish belly-down, or did it keep dying on him and he'd have to buy a new one every time they stopped on a planet?

Can't you just see Captain Picard leaving a pet shop with one of those plastic bags, hoping that maybe this one will last more than two weeks?

The game of puberty

pacificpikachu, on every woman's favorite monthly event:

I think we should have a choice upon entering puberty to take on menstruation or be infertile. It should be like a video game:

GAME: Do you accept this gift of Auntie Flo and fertility?
GAME: Benefits: Being able to summon squalling bald helpless things out of your crotch. Painfully.
GAME: Disadvantages: Bloody messes, cramps, emotional wreckage, embarrassment, inconvenience.
GAME: So, what is your answer: Y/N?


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When righteous anger simply will not do

areyoustrange talks about a German speaking friend:

Usually I spend today with Jessica, but she was at a German immersion day. I'm waiting with anticipation to see whether she can pronounce glottal stops without spitting all over me. If not, I'll just spit back, 'cause she speaks Nazi Language and everyone knows the proper response to someone who speaks Nazi Language is to shower them with righteous saliva.

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