Dave, randomly, a moment ago: "Oh, Baba Yaga is related to Jesus."
Dave: Well you see, Jesus's brow was wiped down with a cloth, which was then fed to a chicken, and then the chicken laid an egg, and the egg was placed in Jesus's tomb, and then he rose three days later because of the egg, but now whenever he sees an egg he turns into a giant chicken. So that's why we have to hide the eggs whenever Jesus comes around.
Me: ...what? Just, what the hell?
And then I went to write this down so you could all marvel at the insanity, and realized something.
Me: Wait, what does this have to do with Baba Yaga?
Dave: Well, you see, Jesus's brow was wiped down with a cloth, which -
Me: No, no, I heard that part, I -
(Dave continues, heedless)
Me, after he's finished a second run through: BUT WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH BABA YAGA.
Dave: The chicken legs, duh.
Me: But Jesus did not become a cabin on chicken legs. Jesus became a chicken.
Dave: Well maybe Baba Yaga cut him in half!
And then I realized I'd just said Jesus became a chicken and gave up.
Context may or may not be the easter bunny