February 17th, 2007

feminism If I..., If I...

Talk about a bad example...

aelindil lists the virtues of her dog:

He comes across as mentally deficient, but that's actually a clever ruse on his part. He's perfected the teenage art of pretending not to hear or understand what's being asked of him so that he can get away with not doing it. He also likes to do just enough of what he's commanded to do, but no more. I think he may have learned this by watching me.
springtime the pony

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selasphorus tells us about her birds:

Bird report, in cat macro caption style

Mori is all, "IM IN UR HAIRZ SNUGGLIN UR NEK"

Goji is all, "I ARE PINECONE BIRD, THIS ARE PINECONE POSE"

Aki is all, "I HAS A EGG"

Aya is all, "GOING TO LAY EGG, BRB"

Alcyone is all, "IT ARE PERSON, LET ME OUT"

The budgies are all, "EXCUSE ME WTF IS THIS GREEN STUFF"

The canaries are all, "MY BROCCOLIS LET ME SHOW YOU THEM"


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ravenclaw

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sopdetly ponders the causes of global warming:

So, here's the thing.

Al Gore is right. Humans are responsible for global warming. But not in the way that he thinks.

The evidence is clear that global warming is completely and undoubtedly caused by the reduction of the pirate population.

Ergo,what Mr. Gore needs to do is, single-handedly, rebuild the piratepopulation. He needs to make sure he appears in public in full pirateregalia, and he needs to encourage people to become pirates.

I will fully endorse this action, publicly and enthusiastically.

Mr. Gore, please become a pirate. To save the planet.



Context is walking the plank.