February 10th, 2007

Animals// Philippine Eagle - startled
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Arserag fun!

urinalcakes should keep their day job:

"Some swine gave me the flu a few weeks ago. I felt like God used my head to wipe his arse."

Context is locked, but still felt the abuse. QWP


ETA: After seeing this, urinalcakes also had this to add: "Hehehe cheers! I'm famous! Sort of. Still, makes me happy to see my name up there. Makes me as happy as a dildo at a lesbian shag fest. :)"

It's the little things in life folks. :D
polycorns

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Mr. J. "flemco" Grant blinds us with science:

A long, long time ago...
I can still remember
How that magic used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my hour
That I could prove real psychic power
And, maybe, they’d believe me for a while.

But silver spoons refused to bend,
With every study I'd defend.
I'd tell them pleased to meetcha
Would you like to try some ouija?

I can’t remember if I cried
When I talked to ghosts on the other side,
But something in my aura fried
The day the magic died.

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