February 3rd, 2007

Not!Fandom: Autumn Bench
  • van

ravenscanary listens to "Jesus Take the Wheel" by Carrie Underwood

...I can't believe this song came on. I'm not going to let Jesus take the wheel in my life, and if my car spins out on black ice, I'm certainly not going to "throw my hands up in the air". Did no one teach you defensive driving, Carrie Underwood? You are supposed to steer slowly and carefully through a slide, and pump the brake.

Screw Jesus! Does he know how to drive on icy Maine roads in the dead of winter? Fuck no.

Context is driving on icy roads in Maine.
  • Current Mood
    amused amused

summerrain13 reminisces about puberty:

"Thank god I didn't become a macho ass like the rest of my class...I'd rather make something outta myself one day than marry my high school jizz dumpster and have 2 kids, a messy house, and credit card debt because I can't hold a job for 2 weeks."

Context is snogging in the aisles of Target.
  • Current Music
    Social Distortion - Reach For The Sky

Hopefully funny even without knowing the fandom

gunshou: Reno's cock can make waffles and do the dishes afterwards. And then set us up the bomb. Just sayin'. It's like Jack Bauer, in a way.

ladyofshallnot: If we're not careful, Reno's cock may very well take over the world. Whether Reno is involved in this or is still sleeping off the hangover has yet to be seen.

QWP. Context has penis envy.
  • Current Music
    System of a Down- Cigaro



The term "Windows Vista" is kind of odd. Of *course* I want to take advantage of the magnificent vista on the world that this product promises me, but I can't help feeling that they should have given the *product* a name, instead of describing what I get when I look beyond it.

Context is battling Windows Update.