Over in C_S, raisedbymoogles
comes up with a new and improved attack animal.Every store should have its very own attack gerbil for dealing with problem customers. Just imagine it:
EB: *bitch rave rant two cents I'll have your jobs fishsticks!*
Clerk: I have a Code Fluffy at the customer service desk. Repeat, Code Fluffy at the customer service desk.
Fluffy: *scampers out of the Back Room, a tiny little cape streaming from its shoulders! Fluffy to the rescue!*
EB: *rar horrible customer service Better Business Bureau ponies wtf!* *is mauled!*
EB: Those evil customer service people mauled me with a vicious attack gerbil!
Fluffy: *is cute and sweet and playful*
Police: ...off to the psych ward with you.
is sharpening its big, pointy teeth. QWP, ATP, OPP, ETC.