January 30th, 2007

House? This is God.

In statements, lisacharly tells us a story:

Someone on the phone just called me and asked if they could speak to God.

agirl_gonemad replies: Should've said "Speaking. Who can I smite for you today?"

lisacharly: I would have, but my God voice is just so terrible today. I sound less omnipotent than husky and gravely (maybe like I've been deflowering virgins all night and doing hard drugs).

Context has Satan icons
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    Kirsty MacColl - In These Shoes?

(no subject)

williaej starts an ad:

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Context all started due to a misread.
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    Josh Groban "Awake"
dear me
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flocked, QWP.

"I think that I ought to start using this journal more. The whole point, you see, of starting another was that I could be more open and candid and not have to lock everything to my school friends. But I have since discovered that candour is not what most people expect in a livejournal, they expect infrequent complaints about school." --snowyofthenight
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