January 27th, 2007

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stickykitty: Somebody needs to just start the ask_the_nazi community. With amsuing daily quotes from Mein Kampf.

pleasesupriseme: Oh, that would just be fabulous! Are you imagining an pair of nazi guys, one being effeminate and all 'Oh no, ve do not evar set the forks to ze left of ze plate' and the other a crazy masculine type?

"YOUR BOYFRIEND DOES NOT APPRECIATE ALL ZE WORK YOU DO AROUND THE HOUSE ALL DAY. EAT MORE BON BONS AND STOP WASHING HIS LAUNDRY. ZEIG HEIL!"


Context.
smokey bear

pretty_mohawks appreciates fine art

There is an icicle sticking up from the snow in my front yard that looks like an erect penis. Needless to say, I'm leaving it the way it is because hey.. it looks like an erect penis. Who else has an erect penis made of ice in their front yard? No one.

I wonder how many more times I can say "erect penis" in this entry..




(erect penis.)

That's the whole post
Barbequed Wench
  • zhilbar

dwivian explains it all!

We have the famed meta-meta, as shown here.

Bush has emphasized time after time that we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil. He just did this, again, in the State of the Union Address.

How better to cut down greenhouse gas emissions and foreign trade imbalances than to hook our founding fathers up to generators? All that spinning is expected to power 1.74 Million homes annually! When the new power plants are completed we will cut our oil demands by over 34.9%!

Now, get on board or I shall have to call you un-American.


How else does it make sense?
Wazagan

There's NO TIME for cliches!

24, I've decided, is the TV equivalent of a particle accelerator. Cliches are accelerated to a very high speed and smashed into each other, creating particles of drama that would be too implausible to exist in nature.
-ksleet

Context (scroll down to replies) lost the "Which long running minor character will get offed this hour?" pool at the office.