January 24th, 2007

[Formula 1] Massa Siamo Con Te

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(in relation to certain bands *cough*[Fall Out Boy]*cough*[Panic! At The Disco]*cough* and their penchant for song titles that are longer than the songs themselves)

I am hereby going to write a song titled the following:

"That's Not a Song Title (It's a Fucking Thesis)"

I am proud.
- oneandonlytrey, here

Q!WP
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the state of disunion...

cmpriest was not impressed with President Shrub last night:

Are you shitting me? That maniac is so far removed from reality that we here on planet earth look like ants to him. He is shitting us. He's totally shitting us. He is shitting us, each and every one. He would shit us all individually if he could, but time constraints being what they are, he must shit us en masse. Just be aware: you, personally, have been shitted. This guy, he really knows how to shit people. If he were a martial artist, he'd be Shit-Yu -- and his shit-fu would be strong.

QWP, Context has verbal diarrhea, and just went number two in your shoe.
GRRR!
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stereolabrat channels Henry Rollins:
NOW SOMETIMES I MAKE A DOUBLE EX-EL POT AND THEN FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS WITH COFFEE SO THEN I CAN MAKE COFFEE ICED COFFEE.

DO YOU SEE WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS?

THIS MEANS THAT WHEN THE ICE MELTS, THERE IS EVEN MORE COFFEE. NONE OF THIS WATERED DOWN COFFEE BUSINESS WHICH IS NOT HARDCORE IN ANY WAY BUT ACTUALLY KIND OF HARDSNORE. IT IS COFFEE WATERED DOWN BY COFFEE. ITS COFFEED COFFEE.
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IN ADDITION MY COFFEE CUP IS MADE OUT OF RAZOR BLADES, COCAINE, AND DEAD BABIES. AND ERECTIONS.
TOTALLY HARDCORE CONTEXT HERE.
charlie brown
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The number 24 and Canada

riverlover13 over in wtf_inc, in response to Canadians finding out they are not citizens of Canada:

It is little known by godless foreigners but for Canadians the number 24 occupies a very important, sacred and hallowed place in Canadian Culture. Each Canadian is expected to take part in the cultural ritual of drinking an entire case of beer(24 bottles, referred to as a two-four) on their 24th birthday, the law was a misguided attempt to enforce this practice. Also of note is the fact that the most important holiday in Canada is not Canada's birthday, July 1, referred to as Canada Day, but in fact is The May Two-Four, which falls on the long weekend in May immediately preceding May 24.

I am sure you are all familiar with the widely popular TV show, "24". Anyone care to guess the nationality of the star of said show? Coincidence? I think not.


QWP, context is finding out you aren't a citizen of the country you were born, raised, lived, and payed taxes in for all your life.
Sex and Violence_Fry & Laurie

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alexia75 is discovering the downsides of higher education...


You know, your dissertation is like a really bad boyfriend. Worse than that - the worst boyfriend ever. I love it, and loathe it at the same time. It keeps me trapped in my room against my will, it makes me want to beat my head against a wall; it stops me from seeing my friends and it makes me feel like my brain is about to leak out through my ears.

I still love it though.



Context is staging an intervention.

QWP
What's your superpower?

ebonypearl on abortion.

There are those who will cry out, "But what about the father's right to choose?"

And to them I answer: The father's right to choose takes place before the act of coition and orgasm. Once he decides to squirt his sperm and conception occurs, he hands over the decision for what happens next to the woman. It is her body, her life, her family, her community, her spiritual well-being that informs her decision. She may choose to allow him a part in her decision, but it is ultimately and completely her decision, and it will remain hers until we develop something along the lines of the Bujoldian uterine replicators. When we have artificial wombs that put no woman's life at risk to carry a baby to term, that involve no woman's emotions, bodies, or families; then men can decide to take custody of the embryo, grow it in the artificial womb, and raise it.

When women can walk away from the pregnancy as easily as men can, then men can decide....

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Context wants every single child to be wanted and eagerly awaited.