jamaisneutral: Besides, Morrissy is an international institution, he can't just represent "the UK". He'd be selling himself short! ;-) "Hello,my name is Morrissey and I'll be representing every country taking part here tonight. This is my song for Spain. It's called "bullfighting is for wankers". Thank you."
Context's worlds are colliding. Oops?
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And whoever thought the name "sanitary napkin" was a good idea should be sent to menstruation hell. Because, really. I use a napkin to wipe food off my mouth.
I know where your mind is going, designer. You sick, sick boy.
Locked post, QWP.
Cries of “this is so wrong!” were heard in the audience, although apparently not in the studio
Pictured here with Eragon is Emo Boy, whose eyeliner and uncut hair are the greatest threat to the kingdom. Emo Boy provides several accidental moments of gay, and, I expect, the choice of Avril Lavigne playing during the credits.
If there's one thing I learned from Eragon, it's that Jeremy Irons is always happy to assist a boy inexplicably clad in leather pants.
Eragon can be best described in four words: Tolkien on a budget. The majority of the film is a rip-off of The Lord of the Rings. It is subtle, in the way that a punch in the face with knuckle-dusters is subtle.
Context has inexplicable has leather pants