January 4th, 2007


On complementary resolutions.

Never did decide on a resolution, which is probably for the best. I was going to go with either becoming an alcoholic or to start practicing misogyny. You'd think they'd actually go well together, but that seemed like overkill.

Context doesn't want to turn into Mel Gibson. (flocked, QWP from motteditor)

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April showers bring Pat Robertson's powers... to bathe New England in tsunami!

In May, Robertson said God told him that storms and possibly a tsunami were to crash into America's coastline in 2006. Even though the U.S. was not hit with a tsunami, Robertson on Tuesday cited last spring's heavy rains and flooding in New England as partly fulfilling the prediction.

It was really disappointing that God was only willing to meet Robertson halfway on that one. "Yeah, well, I'd scheduled the tsunami, but you know how crazy things get after school's out. Mary was overbooked with public appearances, and I had to reschedule a lot of those. You'd think with all the tortillas in the world, it'd be easy, right? Ha! And once I'd cleaned that mess up, Jesus comes up to me all upset because he'd finally heard what South Park had been saying about him all this time. You're lucky I was able to hit a blue state for you."

Context thinks derspatchel probably has a better grasp on God's will than Pat Robertson does.

I'm sure that was an ad on my Freecycle list last week.

shaynehunter:If you can come up with a good enough story involving amputated limbs, cancer, and leprosy, and also work in puppies and bless me in Jesus' name, I'll give you one[an ipod].

misslynn wanted: ipod

i am a single mother of five who was just tole i got brain cancer and my babygirl got her hand cut off in a accident with the lawmower and also my babydaddy has leprosy and i'm fraid i might got it to so if i could listen to my devotionals on an ipod that would really help oh and my kids just lost another puppy anyone got a puppy? thank you blesss you in jesus name!!!!!


gregstevenstx would like you to support your local Jihad against wiretapping!

"DO SAY: Hey bro! I think I'm going to do my English research paper comparing "Judgment Day" in the Terminator movies to the "Butlerian Jihad" in the Dune books, since both of them involve wars with artificially intelligent machines. Oh by the way, did you know that there are no words in English that rhyme with "Mohammed"? Weird, huh?"

Context would like the system to bog down so much that it doesnt break, but is pointless...
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