Eilan (eilanhp) wrote in metaquotes,

:prod prod prod:

From tybalt_quin:

Can someone explain to me what the difference is between a 'light' coma and a 'deep' coma?

Doctor: "We'll see how Mr Arafat's doing by prodding him with our medical pointy stick."

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Yasser Arafat: (mutters) "Gerrof! I'll get up in a minute!"

Doctor: "We conclude that Mr Arafat is only in a light coma."

:some time later:

Doctor: "We will now update ourselves on Mr Arafat's condition."

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Yasser Arafat: :twitch fart twitch:

Doctor: "This is serious, we think he is in a deeper coma."

:some more time later:

Doctor: "Well, let's use Mr Pointy to see how Mr Arafat is doing now."

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Yasser Arafat: :drools and head drops off:

Doctor: "Oooh. That's not good. Better get that announcement ready. And I'll just check my professional insurance again."
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