December 27th, 2006

Lens

The Saga of Boz and her Cat

boz4pm says: Anyway, to explain: she was going to the vets to be 'done'. What I suspect happened was she overheard this and decided to plan a sneak attack, the fiendish furry. She's not evil exactly, but sneaky, devious and A Law Unto Herself (as has been proved in the past).

Cat: Have me 'done', will they? Hrumph! I'll show them! I shall WREAK my REWENGE! *plots and schemes*

Boz & hubby: Right, we must phone the vet to book an appointment for...

Cat: *swans past looking extremely smug and pleased with herself*

Hubby: Er... Do you think she's looking fat?

Boz: *blinks* ... O_O NUUUUUUUUUUU!

Cat: *cackles*

Boz: But... HOW?! HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!

Cat: You know that time when it seemed like I'd stopped calling?

Boz: *narrows eyes* Yeess....

Cat: I lied.

Hubby: *has to restrain Boz*

Cat: HA! I PWN J00 WITH MY SLUTISHNESS! *dances*


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QWP. Context thinks that her cat is now quite possibly a fox in disguise.

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Had the tray table up and the seatback in the full upright position

talyesin updates LJ while on vacation:
Well the plane crashed somewhere in the Rockies and I'm posting from my phone. We've eaten the flight attendants and not in the happy fun in my pants way. Soon it will turn into finding the hatch and crazies in the jungle and ridiculous stereotypical good guy-troubled girl-bad boy love triangles.

I'ma wanna be Locke. Creepy old survivalist bald guy.

More later.
Context here.  QWP, in full.
Estie

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"My name is Bobby Flay! AREN'T YOU HAPPY I'M HERE BECAUSE I OWN RESTAURANTS AND PS I'M AN IRON CHEF."

YES, Bobby, we KNOW.

There was this one episode where his sous chef was making tortillas, and he tries one and says, "Oh, that's so bitter," and her eyes were shooting daggers as she laughed; all, "One day, Bobby Flay, you will be dead and I will rule your empire."

I just read into things too much.



Context has a problem with Bobby Flay.