December 3rd, 2006

Magic

Van Wilder

cmpriest saw Van Wilder 2 and didn't like it

Here are just a few ways that those two hours could have been better spent:

* Eating stamps
* Drawing stick figure pornography on dollar bills
* Hot-gluing live cockroaches to mailboxes
* Crank calling radio stations (Hey, can I dedicate Alice Cooper's "Poison" to my good buddy Alexander Litvinenko?)
* Picking sesame seeds off of Big Mac buns
* Arguing with Jehovah's Witnesses
* Masturbating with a cheese grater


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sga making science hot

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30toseoul comments on the chilly reception for a reporter in Antarctica:

I sort of hope he wanders into the Dorm 207 smoking lounge and starts being cheerfully friendly right in the middle of Star Trek: The Next Generation. My group of crusty old ex-military men would hand him his intestines.

Context is not surprised.
Devart avatar

Oathbreaker

lakidaa :
"Sorry, I have to lie to make my magic work. It's in my contract." :|
"What? That's ridiculous."
A contract is shown. "See? I had to sign over some of my truthfulness for magical power. Really, signing over stuff like this is common. There's a reason there's so many wizards who don't wear pants."
"Wait, you mean that wizards give up...wearing...pants?" Incredulity. (and a psyduck-like pose)
"Sure. I mean, it's nothing major. I just gave up something different."
"Why?"
"Because I like my pants." :3
Context is musing on the origin of the word "warlock."
cosmo_mouse // hugh

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tuff_ghost's term paper in haiku form:

    Tough negotations
    Treaty's just not quite the thing
    Civil war ensues

    -

    All my sources agree
    Except for de Valera
    Damn Republicans

    -

    IRA boss man
    You're so brave and conflicted
    Oh, Michael Collins

    -

    I could type the rest
    If only the cat would get
    Off of the keybaoardffffffggg

Context waxes poetic. QWP. That's also the entire post.