Metaquotes

grrliz:

Teensy, tiny text might look incredibly hip but it's nearly impossible to read, especially if you use a low contrast colour. Squinting isn't cool and gives you wrinkles. Do not be responsible for the premature aging of your friends list: sacrifice some cool points and stick to readable font sizes. No one will think less of you, I promise.

Context is talking accessibility

The edallia is having the First Annual Bad Poetry Contest

Here's a thing of beauty:

"I crushed my cigarette out forlornly
and was taunted by the still-smoking butt,
and realized through a haze of snot and emo tears
that it was indicative of the snuffed-out dreams
of my wounded inner child"

Go forth and submit your own.

jamieofavalon was interviewed for a new job yesterday.

Course I got a little nervous and the first thought that popped in my head as I left was "I blew that interview harder then Liberace blew Richard Simmons." Guh. But we'll see what happens.

From this locked entry viewable only to those who have sacrificed to the Jamie God, QWP.

You know what really undermines American civilization? Mole people.

an_igor is working for the underground.

In cornsnakes, bitchopotamus replied in this post

Maybe just some temper? Who knows, does he look fine? Maybe he just realized that some part of the outside world is indeed responsible for Celine Dion and he feels the need to correct this issue?

I admire saffronhouse’s spirit:

>All right, I still have about 8 hours on Na No WriMo; only 48,000 words to go, and I am there, man.

Context has law office nightmares.

abigail_nicole celebrates frozen treats:

Today, my mommy bought me....a RED ICEE!

Context is actually pretty much non-existant, because that's the entire entry.

♥

maple opines upon the future (& sanity?) of her 10th-graders:

I sense some stiff competition for Shakespeare. I still can't stop giggling at the last one...who ARE you and what have you done to these "evil bunnys" and the sonnet's rhyme scheme?!

Context hath forsooken all braine sence, verily.

shawk weighs in on the current London revival of Evita:

I'm no expert on the show or previous stagings, so I can't really speak to that. But, I will speak as to a few things, such as the apparent need to add the tango to EVERYTHING. Evita has died? Do a slow, sad tango! Evita makes it to the city? Tango! Evita seduces someone? Tango! Soldiers are battling for dominance? Tango!