Three olives at separate times took their own lives today, while another nine were killed by the hungry 23 year old giant. It is believed that the three olives were attempting to avoid being eaten. We are told by sources close to the scene that the olives were from the Unico family and had only been living in the Kitchen area for a week at most.
The funeral will be held later this week for the three olives that took their lives. It is expected to be attended by thousands of citizens of Myfridge, Stove, and neighbouring Garbagecan.
Funerals for the other 9 olives killed will occur sometime next week, after autopsies are performed.
For 306 Brittannia News, I'm Melanie Webb, reporting from Couch.
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