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featherspy has this to say about JT and his Crusade for Sexy over at overheardnyc:

God dammit i hate that Justin Timberlake song. I liked it the first time, but after having my roomate play it every 20 minutes and seeing the frat-party signs saying "Bring Back Sexy"(sic) I just blew up. Bring Back Sexy? What the fuck? Did someone take Sexy somewhere? Is she being held POW in Korea or Kuala Lumpur or something? It makes me think of "Who's Darfur?"...

God dammit.

Context is a Wednesday One-Liner.

lightfromlight writes:

Remember, folks, like the admonition to Daily Show audiences not to sexually proposition Jon Stewart, and the sign at Professor Java's that tells people not to change their kids' diapers in the dining area, if there's a warning NOT to do something, it because somebody has already done it.

I noticed the following when appealing a campus parking ticket:

Please be brief but phrase your Statement of Support in complete sentences. Computer shorthand is not acceptable and, if not understood, your appeal may be denied. Text only, please.

I can picture it now.

"ok so I parked in front of the cc and i was all brb and left the flashers on bcuz my roomie needed a milkshake we came back and there was a ticket on my car and i was like wtf!!!!!!1 :( i cant believe the school wld do that to me lol. srsly I was only in there 10 mins."

Except less coherent.

QWP, locked post, that's the entire post.

I found myself wondering what would happen if all that spam were true, and if its promises were applied to everyone.

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marys_second tries a new gum:

Yes, I did ask Stephanie to buy me a box of Sad Wiener chewing gum.

My review?

Sad Wieners have an odd taste and you need a few in your mouth at the same time to get a decent wad.

QWP, context is more than a mouthful

mslaynie tells me why I'm going to hell:

Duh, because you have a nonoplace, and your partner has a nonoplace. Don't you know you're supposed to pair a nonoplace with a hoohoodilly?

QWP, context has a weewee and i have a hoohoo

vulgarweed on fanficrants had the following to say on a certain villain:

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Context is too busy admiring the choir and rock organ to care.

x_thecorpsesays hurt her finger.

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bladeliger dreams about a job working for Houston papers:

If I were the editor, this story about a bomb threat made against Reliant Stadium would have had the headline "Bomb at Reliant; not the Texans this time".

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poor_toms_acold muses on North Korea and its antics recently and decides to use the Almighty Tallest Puppets as models. AT Red is North Korea, AT Purple is the rest of the world (as represented by the UN)

AT Red: I have nukes, you know.
AT Purple: *Sigh* I know.
AT Red: No really, I do.
AT Purple: I know. I don't care.
*pause*
AT Purple: As long as you don't play with them. It'd gum up the whole works if you did that.
AT Red: Heh.
AT Purple: What?!
AT Red: I did it.
AT Purple: Did what?!
AT Red: Tried 'em out.
AT Purple: Yeah, right
AT Red: I TOTALLY DID!!!
AT Purple: Fine. FINE. I told you what would happen if if you did that. We have to take your snacks away now.
AT Red: WHAT?! YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU WERE GOING TO TAKE AWAY MY SNACKS!
AT Purple: I did say it'd gum up the whole works if you played with your nukes. Consider the works damn well gummed. NO SNACKS FOR YOU.
AT Red: ......
AT Purple: *Raises eyebrow*
AT Red: If I declare war it's TOTALLY your fault.
AT Purple: Bzuh?
Rest of Irken population: Bzuh?

Context wants snacks.
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