October 17th, 2006

Apply fanfic?

'Computer: I crash. Yay!'

Just one in a series of hilarious dialogues:

Me: writing paper, downloading file, using art editing program, surfing...probably not all at once.
Computer: Iiiii ammmmm feeeelinnnngggg slugggishshshsh.
Me: Oh, crap! (control-alt-delete; stop various programs in background)
Computer: Taaaaaakkkinggggg tennnnn minnnnutesssssss toooooo resssssponnnndddddd.
Me: Please save my work. Please save my work. Please save my work. Please save my work. Please save my work. Please save my work.
Phone: I make loud, annoying noise at ungodly hour! Behold my caller ID!
Phone: Yes. I ring. I ring. Again, please note that I am ringing. Urgent! Urgent!
Me: GAH! Okay, I'l check.
Computer: Dying now.
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By britpoptarts in a customers_suck post found here.
ETA: LJ-cut for your convenience.
ETA2, Son of ETA: Just to clarify--it wasn't me, though I appreciate the sympathy as similar situations have happened to me before. britpoptarts wins for the story itself, though definitely suggest checking out the above link as there are some great gems at the post it originated from ^^

Of course, when you have homework to do, you should never do it!

el_em_en_oh_pee procrastinates to Kaci Brown's "Instigator":

Textbooks in my bag and I've got
Textbooks in my bag since last night
Books and I are having a fight like
Won't read you- Won't write you
Leave the essay for the fic on the eljay comm
Girlie one taking girlie two to the prom
Can't stop reading 'cause it's all goin' wrong
Girlies fight... fic cause fright
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Context is writing parodies to songs instead of doing homework, QWP from locked post. Poster asks that I link to the original lyrics, here
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From gingerdavid:

"I once dreamed that the Queen visited my house for tea. She showed me a shocklingly brilliant and poignant Garfield cartoon, and that's when I realised I was dreaming."

Context (QWP, but has nothing to do with the friendlocked thread anyway)
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