Metaquotes

On torch_wood, bigtitch is amused by one of the new character descriptions:

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Context is busy feeding the pterodactyl

"WASHINGTON (AP) -- -- The same strain of deadly bacteria that sickened dozens of people nationwide has been found at a cattle ranch in California's Salinas Valley within a mile of spinach fields, investigators said Thursday.

Investigators still can't be sure that the E. coli found in cow manure contaminated the fields, but said the find warrants further investigation.

We do not have a smoking cow at this point," said Dr. Kevin Reilly, deputy director of the Prevention Services Division of the California Department of Health Services...

Maybe the cow is using chew instead? I hear it's pretty popular in those circles, much more than smoking at least. I tried to think of how to make a cud joke out of this (chew=tobacco that you...well...wad up and put in your mouth) but I dunno, I'm still sortof miffed at E.Coli right now.

A smoking cow, armed with a cud-shooting gun. With your name on it.

QWP

merispork is having one of THOSE days:

My pants appear to be missing.

This is going to be one of those days, isn't it?

As is the FoleyGate scandal, upon which eiredrake expounds:

When I read this and all the other related Foleygate stuff...and now the news that a list of all the gay members of the house and congress has been leaked to the Christian right..... I suddenly had a Monty Python skit in my head.

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QWP from here.

Over in the gold-mine of metaquotery that is customers_suck, cranberry_life is contemplating homicide:

Sometimes, it's rather dangerous for me to work in a hardware store. The urge to grab an axe or a nail-gun or a reciprocating saw with a six-inch fine-toothed blade is almost overwhelming. If I ever go to jail, it will most likely be because I hurled a bamboo tiki-torch through a customer's eye javelin style.

QWP, Context is sharpening the saw blades.

"Dickon lies down with the lion and the lamb, he's Jesus Christ and he's only twelve years old. Where's the journey there? There are no promotion opportunities for Jesus. Call it the Celestial Glass Ceiling."

http://mistful.livejournal.com/91112.html

mugrug shares the love, HIS way..



I was walking to class, texting a friend when I was stopped by a perky girl in an ilovejesus shirt. She asked me if I would like a word of love and offered me a bowl filled with strips of paper with bible quotes on them. I said 'No thanks, I just recieved several from my boyfriend,' waving the phone in her face. She gave me a dirty look. I laughed and went on my way.

Sometimes things just work out too perfectly.



QWP here, but thats all of it

greyweirdo makes an observation:

The problem with reading Chaucer in the untranslated text is that it's like reading l337 sp33k. Those words ARE english, but you need a decoder ring to work them out.

"Oh Grizzelda" sade Gonathen "U r0xx0rz my b0xx0rz!"
"HAX!" yalled Grizzelda.

EDIT: HTML and link fixed now, sorry.