Schools: the ultimate danger zone
Excuse me, psychotic little bastard, but would you remove that blade from my gut? I'd do it myself, only you're still hholding it and I can't touch you because of your human rights. Teachers don't get rights, you see, because technically we don't qualify as human. We're actually aliens from the planet Educatus, and subsist on a diet of coffee and hastily grabbed handfuls of cashew nuts that enforce us to stay on your world because of their wonderous flavour.
Context has no human rights.