October 10th, 2006

In response to a Canadian student's abuse of exclamation points!

dizzycadence replies:

I think I've finally found a legitimate use for my country's long range missile system. Stand back, sweet northern neighbors - we're putting this one out of their misery.

...or we can just take away their caffeine source. But missiles are so satisfying.


context can be found blowing up shit here, in a locked post QWP.
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In dot_bdsm_snark, unnethe encounters a pretentiously named would-be suitor:

Following this trend, henceforth I shall be known as Unnethe, Beige Overlord of Pre-Washed Salad Greens, Ruler of Lost Socks with Holes in the Heels, Empress of Lightly Manipulative Nagging, Duchess of Spam.

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beizy is having phone trouble:


I panic a little, because no one has ever knocked on my door at night randomly. So I put my pants on and grab the phone in case I need to call the police (too much XF; v. paranoid) and before I can answer the door my dad on the other side calls to me. I'm like, WTF, and he explains that I haven't answered my phone since Sunday morning and I'm all, okay, well, it didn't ring. Weird. An hour later he calls (and it randomly works) and the conversation goes something like this:

Me: "Hello?"
Dad: "WHAT SAY YOU!"
Me: "..."
Dad: "I am Isildur's heir."
Me: "This isn't going to work."
Dad: "...'kay. *hangs up*"


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