October 6th, 2006

merchgirl
  • divabat

i suppose you had to be there.

This conversation ensues in this post on mock_the_stupid:

offbalance: I heard about this guy, too. I went to a very performing-arts inclined high school in Brooklyn, NY, and the teachers always got the rights through the proper channels. It's not like it's difficult, *and* it saves you a lot of headache down the line.

arxev: ...Saint Ann's?

god_of_belac: Yay fellow Saint Ann's person? What year were/are you?

arxev: JC, what the hell. I'm on your friends list, you moron.
Random {Anyone who doesn't like you is w

RAIN IN ARIZONA?! aurora_z investigates.

Me: Hey, cool it's raining! I'll have to be more careful when driving to work.

AZ DRIVERS: OH NOES!!! WHAT IS THIS EVIL SUBSTANCE THAT IS FALLING FROM THE SKY?!?

Me: Dude. Chill. It's rain.

AZ DRIVERS: THIS IS THE DEVIL'S WORK! *slow down to 30 mph*

Me: Um, speed limit's 45 there, buckaroo.

AZ DRIVERS: DEAR GOD, HOW EVER SHALL WE SURVIVE THIS APOCOLYPTIC WEATHER?!?

Me: *blinkblink* The... rain? It's barely sprinkling.

AZ DRIVERS: OMGWTFBBQ!!!!! *slow down to 25 mph*

Me: Oh my god, are you joking?

AZ DRIVERS: Let us pray.

No context. QWP. All That Jazz.
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kitty frog
  • mordant

moved calls Mark Foley out on the blame glame

Mark Foley blames his alcoholism.

Mark Foley says it's his blasted gay genes.

Mark Foley states that it's the Democrats.

Mark Foley believes his Ouija board gave him bad advice.

Mark Foley protests, saying it was all a prank.

Marky Foley claims that Geico saved him too much money on his car insurance.

Mark Foley adds that, "[T]he gecko seduced [him]," and furthermore the Church Lady says, "It could be Satan."

What do you call a Republican that supports Foley?
A Lincoln Log Republican.



SAUCE
blinking

The Magical Realm of the Toilet

"I'd like to think of the toilet as a magical realm, where things go never to be seen again. This, my toilet has proven, is not the case. Instead of taking these things to the land of make believe, it chooses, instead to regurgitate, if you will, the contents of its...bowels.

My opinion on the matter is that the toilet should not be doing this. The toilet, however, says that I can go fuck myself."


Context is punctuates has an uncooperative toilet...