October 5th, 2006

jennybunny
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neohippie's opinion on an article in her campus newspaper.....


Differing viewpoints huh? And what exactly would be the differing viewpoint from "pro-life" and "pro-family"?

ARGH! I hate life! I am PRO-DEATH! Death is good! I am a liberal Democrat who LOVES DEATH! Vote for me, and I will KILL EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING ALIVE. Every plant, every insect, every reptile. I find that good! Vote Sutek!

Fuck families! I am...um, what is the opposite of family? Oh well, FAMILIES SUCK! Liberals and Democrats HATE FAMILIES! I am anti-family! And if you saw my family you'd know why.

Yes, the Republican party is the party of life and family. Which means that the Democrats are THE PARTY OF DEATH.

context is pro-death. QWP
bear1

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QWP from http://osewalrus.livejournal.com/72140.html


Why do Republicans in Congress cut verterans benefits while claiming to "support the troops"?

Why do Repulicans in Congress go on fancy junkets and take bribes from special interest buddies, while you have to work for a living?

Why do Republicans in Congress pass laws to keep drug prices sky high?

Why do Republicans in Congress put a known child sexual predator in charge of the task force that's supposed to protect children from sexual predators?

Is it because they hate America?

Is it because they are all perverts?

Is it because they blame the Democrats for everything instead of taking responsibility?

No.

It's because you let them.

Vote Republican. [barking dog] Good boy!
wetspot

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iamstillthemoon is on a school computer:

i wanna fight dis hoe
See my subject line? I typed in the word "I" and that was the first thing to pop up. What is wrong with this world?!?!

WHY IS IT THAT EVERYWHERE IN THIS DORMITORY SMELLS LIKE UNWASHED VAGINA? WHY IS MY ROOM THE SIZE OF A TIC TAC? WHY WON'T DIS HOE NEXT TO ME MOVE OVER AND LET ME TYPE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, RATHER THAN HAVING TO SUSPEND MY ARM IN DE ERE WE BREETHE?



QWP
nightshade

Vampire Awareness Campaign... get your black ribbon today

Quoted from the ever enjoyable evadne_noel:


People, I hope you all realize that a vampire is not an appropriate substitute for a proper acupuncturist. I know the Holistic Vampirism Council has been very active in promoting vampires as an alternative pain reliever, but independent studies have clearly shown that they are far exaggerating their claims. People visiting vampires are far more likely to report increased pain, as well as fatigue, open wounds, and rising from the dead to drink the blood of the living. Never mind that there is no way to guarantee that the vampire has sanitized the piercing apparatus.

QWP: Context has not been properly sterilized.
Football

The Boss

My sister, morchades, has a new work assignment.

"Lisa! Even though your job title is 'Technician' and not 'Secretary' I'd like you to dedicate all of your time on shift to do this tedious, mindnumbing and inane clerical task for me. I know that our incredibly expensive, federally funded automated system is supposed to keep track of this, but that takes too much work to use. I have to move the mouse, type something in, click. It's very tiring. I'd much rather have a spreadsheet with all of the information right in front of me. So, use the incredibly expensive, federally funded automated system that's not good enough for me to compile a spreadsheet, and have it on my desk by the time I come in tomorrow morning. You will be the only person tasked with this, and you will be compiling the information for all shifts."

"But sir, don't we have the incredibly expensive, federally funded automated system to keep track of this because it changes daily as information is entered into the system, and other information becomes obsolete as each shift does, well, anything?"

"Yes. And I'll need you to update it daily once you're finished."


Context is already here in it's entirety...
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