September 28th, 2006

birman kitten

That's not where you're supposed to tickle him.

monkeysmama has discovered that a bathtub-soaked Elmo is an X-rated Elmo. QWP.

Elmo has (pretty much) dried out, we're driving in the car and I hear a deep raspy voice say "Is it hot in here or is it just Elmo?" and "Elmo's Marlboros are in his back pocket - can you unbutton his pants?"

...

I had to bring Porno Elmo back to my office with me and he keeps randomly shouting out in his Goldthwait/Devito voice about the frog in his pants.


Context's childhood is being violated.
merchgirl
  • divabat

porny porn porn!

yumalanrickman, in a comment in this post in mock_the_stupid: (QWP)

DAD: PORN PORN PORN PORNY PORN
Computer: ACK! *dies*
Computer fixy man comes round.
Computer fixy man: Don't go on porn, dude.
Dad: PORN PORN PORN PORN PORNY PORN
Computer: BLARP *dies*
Me; DAD stop going on porn!
Dad: I know of no such porn!
Me *produces history*
Computer fixy guy: Don't go on porn, dude.
Dad: what is this porn? PORNY PORNY PORN PORN PORN
Computer: FLARRRRRRRGGGGGGG *dies forever*