September 23rd, 2006

Kushiel's Legacy: Rainbow Love.

gimme_cat tells it like it is...

NO ONE CAN RESIST THE ALMIGHTY BUTTSEX.

It's like a really, really bad trend. You don't WANT to get into it, but a part of you can't resist and you slowly start to give into temptation. You start off slowly and gently, with one gay pup, and keep him hidden and secret, because you don't want to be seen as another sheep. He boinks in secret, probably in a closet amongst Cher's wardrobe, and pretends he likes the vagina-- probably to the point of being obsessive about it. "I AM NOT GAY. GAY PEOPLE SUCK. I LIKE VAGINA. LOVELY, LOVELY, LOVELY VAGINA. OOOOOOOOH, VAGINA, HOW I LOVE THEE. YOU ARE THE APPLE OF MY EYE, VAGINA. SEE? NOT GAY. TOTALLY LOVING THE SNATCH. NOTHING TO SEE HERE."

Eventually, you become a little more comfortable with yourself, then toss it all in the air and embrace the movement wholeheartedly, probably by adopting fifteen other gay pups within the span of a week. They no longer boink in closets, then-- no, now they're going at it in rainbow coloured flamingo dresses, waving Pride flags and sporting stilettos.

Because, let's face it, who DOESN'T like the thought of two pretty boys going at it like bunnies? --Of course, people who DON'T like it aren't allowed to answer the question, because that would defeat the point entirely.



(QWP, context here.)
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As we know, victoriana is a teacher with students who want to major in bunniess and have just taken a test on Julius Caesar.

"13. Jerrell, Brutus probably didn't kill himself just because he "got tired of seeing Caesar's ghost." I mean, I don't really remember it being like...
BRUTUS: Oh, fuck. *sighs* Caesar's ghost, again? Doesn't that motherfucker have better things to do? This shit is getting old. I just can't stand the boredom
anymore. *runs on sword*"

(QWP, context makes us sad for the future).