September 3rd, 2006

Miss Granger!!
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carbonphoenix learns fear at a Tool concert

I don't usually comment on larger people, but. . . Just as it seemed as no one was going to sit in front of me, enter FAT BASTARD who is indeed so bulbous, his name must be typed in all caps. His body was shaped like a potato. Upon getting up, FAT BASTARD revealed a most horrific thing - his buttcrack and half of each cheek. I couldn't help but stare in horror at this nastiness. This wasn't cottage cheeese - this was moldy and chunky yogurt.

Then....later in the concert when Maynard of Tool asks:

"What's with all the lighters? I thought they confiscated your crackpipes"

Context is a Tool.
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