Metaquotes

1st

• 10:43 am ifeedformula Kids do the darndest things - 8 comments
• 12:35 pm caprinus For those of us melting in the heat... - 4 comments
• 01:02 pm flewellyn Fred Phelps emergency call - 33 comments
• 01:19 pm caprine puree two guinea pigs and strain through a fine sieve - 1 comment
• 02:13 pm floweringjudas (no subject) - 21 comments
• 04:06 pm thedivinegoat booster17 gets in touch with his inner 14 year old. - 23 comments
• 04:38 pm 99catsaway (no subject) - 13 comments
• 05:53 pm scary_lullabies (no subject) - 18 comments
• 05:54 pm feels_like_fire macben arrives in Tokyo for the intro to his year-long JET program... - 23 comments
• 08:59 pm kiss_my_kitty Toilet routine. - 5 comments
• 11:22 pm squigglz millym over in customers_suck... - 23 comments

2nd

• 09:02 am palmer_kun Has nothing to do with MySpace... - 23 comments
• 10:30 am altiloquent The world doesn't believe in take-backsies. - 15 comments
• 01:03 pm meleth The theory Matrix has you now - 1 comment
• 01:40 pm caprinus How can we really know we are reading this post? - 49 comments
• 03:29 pm fleurdelista bad pun alert. - 25 comments
• 06:41 pm caprinus Ranty ranty rant! - 56 comments
• 06:41 pm griffen Language poker - 7 comments

3rd

• 08:15 am jeriendhal Oh, dash it all, we're the Weakest Link - 1 comment
• 10:05 am sweetrealease (no subject) - 2 comments
• 10:17 am ifeedformula The Good Wife's Guide - 49 comments
• 10:25 am king_duncan (no subject) - 8 comments
• 10:29 am vaspider garrity has an opinion on asshats: - 10 comments
• 10:41 am eighthcloud lost_in_my_room has the best ideas. - 35 comments
• 11:03 am robingal1 (no subject) - 14 comments
• 12:21 pm glinda_w (no subject) - 29 comments
• 12:56 pm rimrunner it really IS a series of tubes! - 11 comments
• 01:18 pm kleenexwoman (no subject) - 11 comments
• 02:32 pm dies___irae yum! colons!
• 02:55 pm kateshort How To Get A Child To Sleep Through The Night. - 20 comments
• 04:52 pm justaredherring No one ever suspects the butterfly... err, moth... - 39 comments
• 05:43 pm lavished (no subject) - 13 comments

4th

• 08:49 am anne_jumps (no subject) - 22 comments
• 11:25 am jeriendhal First it was Oil, now it's Orgasms - 40 comments
• 11:47 am lavaliere zilagirl and jkateel ponder the purpose of climbing glaciers in my journal. - 23 comments
• 12:59 pm analise millym compares customers to webpages - 66 comments
• 01:51 pm fleurdelista World Wars, reenacted in my journal.... - 8 comments
• 10:47 pm ironychan (no subject) - 36 comments

5th

• 03:34 am laughingacademy This also applies to LOST - 4 comments
• 08:42 am trishalynn Homeless man or ronin samurai? - 10 comments
• 10:22 am mentalhygiene (no subject) - 28 comments
• 12:43 pm temujin9 (no subject) - 8 comments
• 09:54 pm vaspider ginmar tells us about Fred Phelps: - 5 comments
• 11:50 pm wonderbink britpoptarts has a snake in her bathroom . . . - 21 comments

6th

• 11:43 am vinik One of tubofgoodthings's quotes of the day - 11 comments
• 01:29 pm alexmegami Ken Jennings, Turing, and his son - 27 comments
• 10:27 pm bwinter The things you hear in restaurants... - 149 comments

7th

• 07:36 am lavished (no subject) - 37 comments
• 08:27 am smoke_rising Dear oh dear... - 1 comment
• 10:30 am vvalkyri appropriate imagery - 7 comments
• 10:42 pm supremegoddess1 (no subject) - 2 comments
• 10:46 pm supremegoddess1 aging celebrities? - 23 comments

8th

• 12:20 am redheaded_itch Deli Meats and the Metric System - 72 comments
• 01:45 am firerosearien kabidge on the intrinsic beauty of the English language - 21 comments
• 09:40 am thebigfatman How's your mythos feeling today? - 2 comments
• 10:39 am caprinus (no subject) - 8 comments
• 10:59 am sweetrealease (no subject) - 46 comments
• 12:28 pm auror_lib I always wanted a Scandanavian monarch... - 23 comments
• 02:03 pm larathia (no subject) - 28 comments
• 02:58 pm demerick dionysoscub goes Psycho
• 03:51 pm oceanica On bad writing in RP smut - 4 comments
• 03:59 pm shaysdays lord_of_spoons pops it - 43 comments
• 08:21 pm katayamma Time to drop the bomb! - 4 comments
• 08:51 pm palmer_kun Kids say the darndest things! - 47 comments
• 09:44 pm loudxmouse mmhm_______ vs. seals - 31 comments

9th

• 03:52 am jeriendhal Sadly, this is my life too... - 3 comments
• 11:32 am all_ephemera (no subject) - 7 comments
• 12:35 pm b_phil Penguins can fly! (short distances) - 19 comments
• 04:19 pm caprinus iWHAM! - 32 comments

10th

• 11:01 am ironychan (no subject) - 2 comments
• 01:09 pm autumnyte Might as well earn it... - 9 comments
• 01:35 pm drharper Let's really get use out of those frequent flyer miles! - 54 comments
• 01:41 pm gemmintheruff Thought You Were Price-Gouged Before? - 10 comments
• 02:17 pm jeriendhal ursulav's Not So Fun Evening - 6 comments
• 02:43 pm photosinensis Meta-Meta! - 23 comments
• 03:32 pm dharawal snakesss... - 61 comments
• 10:05 pm trishalynn Things One Can Learn From Working in a Bookstore - 52 comments
• 10:24 pm cupcakery lord of the flies: the snakes on a plane! edition - 6 comments
• 11:47 pm robling_t ooo, shiny! - 6 comments

11th

• 04:37 am 99catsaway (no subject) - 12 comments
• 08:38 am thebigfatman (no subject) - 179 comments
• 09:28 am dduane No liquids? No way... - 72 comments
• 12:11 pm jeriendhal In other news, Mars takes a vow of non-violence - 8 comments
• 01:05 pm diachrony keep your priorities in order, folks - 55 comments
• 01:22 pm cortie Super-Crasher! - 6 comments
• 01:35 pm bronxelf_ag001 Oh no! Not the Red Bull! - 8 comments
• 01:39 pm caprinus That first one reminds me of reading LJ looking for metaquotes, too! :) - 9 comments
• 02:27 pm robingal1 Evil Work Week Karma - 6 comments
• 04:21 pm bkwrrm_tx (no subject) - 3 comments
• 05:58 pm queencallipygos "Base Depravity," maybe? - 4 comments
• 08:18 pm gwalla The dream of the blue turtles - 5 comments
• 08:57 pm celticdragonfly When chess looks exciting - 2 comments
• 09:12 pm scribbler91 Green Terrorists - 4 comments
• 09:30 pm canadianevil snowcoma considers unusual forms of suicide - 22 comments
• 11:18 pm a_kool_boi fayestar shares a view on "health" bars - 4 comments

12th

• 12:38 am medusasowl purpleivey has an interesting mental image! - 14 comments
• 02:07 pm kateshort More TSA fun, via querldox - 42 comments
• 03:16 pm thjora The Apolcalypse - 22 comments
• 04:19 pm mordant floyd_mephit's student is Scientifically Blonde - 13 comments
• 05:06 pm orejen I love customers_suck so much! - 6 comments
• 05:50 pm supremegoddess1 sleep - 14 comments
• 05:53 pm supremegoddess1 (no subject) - 9 comments
• 08:09 pm jainanicole Talking about rewriting pop songs in various classical languages... - 27 comments
• 10:06 pm jaig random_axe's flight to uni will be very spartan - 12 comments
• 11:56 pm mistyraven (no subject) - 4 comments

13th

• 11:47 am supremegoddess1 (no subject) - 34 comments
• 02:33 pm kateorman An egg sandwich from beyond the grave - 7 comments
• 04:12 pm not_amy Cakebombs - 52 comments
• 10:40 pm carmarthen Capt. Jack Sparrow versus...HALIFAX - 11 comments
• 11:06 pm logicalargument Upgrade! - 4 comments

14th

• 08:48 am demerick aracale shares a few thoughts about rapture. - 51 comments
• 11:42 am draconin Survival of the fittest - 9 comments
• 01:20 pm firerosearien spatialrift47 on cousins and majors: - 15 comments
• 01:21 pm imaria (no subject) - 54 comments
• 02:50 pm bekijane I don't do mornings either... - 33 comments
• 06:25 pm jeriendhal Men have died for lesser puns than this - 7 comments
• 06:40 pm shaysdays This is an odd one- more 'really fascinating' than funny... - 7 comments
• 08:49 pm gonadsandstrife (no subject) - 41 comments

15th

• 12:27 am apiphile mark13 has just returned from a festival with a rental car. - 10 comments
• 11:08 am kit_maxel goodkingrory summarizes Huck Finn - 29 comments
• 11:46 am l33tminion Finding the Right Metaphor - 15 comments
• 01:09 pm only_svaha An older post, but worth it. - 11 comments
• 01:25 pm ex_lucindrie11 Quoted with permission - 6 comments
• 03:00 pm crevette (no subject) - 17 comments
• 10:11 pm ifeedformula Cuz ya had a bad day... - 7 comments
• 10:47 pm ems Sneaky bastards. - 14 comments
• 10:58 pm smoothoperetta Ranting on the Right to Roam - 3 comments
• 11:36 pm kickthehobbit (no subject) - 17 comments

16th

• 07:49 am torricus noisy_turtle's contribution to world philosophy - 13 comments
• 09:35 am fourcorners (no subject) - 13 comments
• 02:57 pm gonadsandstrife (no subject) - 14 comments
• 03:12 pm simpleillusions vinnysbigmouth in co_workes_suck.... - 8 comments
• 03:17 pm forensicgirl Fizzyland gives the Religious Right a 404 error. - 102 comments
• 05:51 pm mordant punkgeezer's contribution to the world of biology - 70 comments
• 09:48 pm lunalelle methylethydeth comments on airport security - 17 comments
• 10:31 pm ganimede ftmichael's Wednesday morning checklist - 8 comments

17th

• 12:15 am aamandarin (no subject) - 74 comments
• 10:32 am fleurdelista zombies and braiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins - 45 comments
• 11:14 am beldar Another ride in Murderland - 5 comments
• 12:09 pm buffyx the great pluto debate - 48 comments
• 01:20 pm fleurdelista I'm just MQ'ing my whole flist... - 22 comments
• 03:08 pm caprine should have demanded his money back - 21 comments
• 04:33 pm chelonianmobile (no subject) - 13 comments
• 06:15 pm charliequinn (no subject) - 83 comments
• 07:27 pm sesquipedeviant Author sclerotic_rings has a great story about tattoo aftercare
• 07:46 pm shaysdays (no subject) - 16 comments
• 09:05 pm kickthehobbit (no subject) - 20 comments
• 11:36 pm ifeedformula Oh the joys of the female body... - 42 comments

18th

• 10:15 am jeriendhal Forget about happy telepathic white horses in her novels. - 63 comments
• 11:41 am trishalynn The usefulness of college degrees - 82 comments
• 12:08 pm thedivinegoat (The male) dedbutdrmng ruins someones day and makes ours - 10 comments
• 02:31 pm tabbyclaw (no subject) - 35 comments
• 04:40 pm penngwyn (no subject) - 11 comments
• 06:37 pm moogle3d Powerbook powercable fires! - 16 comments
• 08:51 pm jaig gits_r_us's breasts defy logic, but probably not gravity - 70 comments
• 10:40 pm ironychan (no subject) - 21 comments

19th

• 01:02 am likelystory A sphincter says what? - 54 comments
• 01:12 am shes_unreal Some Harry Potter wank went down in deu_sex_machina - 44 comments
• 02:06 am loki_fledermaus (no subject) - 4 comments
• 03:37 am twisteddaydream The Dangers of Grapefruit Candy - 18 comments
• 12:23 pm dv8dragonfly wicked_wish went to see "Snakes on a Plane".... - 70 comments
• 02:35 pm kiwikat ways to live forever, by kitznegari. - 101 comments
• 05:31 pm wonderbink arielography comments on current events . . . - 11 comments

20th

• 05:31 am ide_cyan redstarrobot on Time Lords - 17 comments
• 06:29 pm la_petite_singe (no subject) - 6 comments
• 06:50 pm weyrdchic (no subject) - 67 comments
• 07:39 pm new_evolution I don't know art, but I know what I like.... - 8 comments
• 07:57 pm ironychan (no subject) - 93 comments

21st

• 03:43 am mordant ed_dirt raises one eyebrow at Mel Gibson's latest clever idea. - 3 comments
• 11:18 am shaysdays Time for the ever-so-annoying official Word Of Mod! - 89 comments
• 02:06 pm dragonsong Oh Planets... - 11 comments
• 03:57 pm fortuna_juvat You know the stereotype... - 72 comments
• 05:59 pm starcat_jewel When WoW meets RHPS - 22 comments
• 08:16 pm fierceandsassy ecclesiology for customers - 12 comments
• 08:28 pm ysathora Life is like a box of WMDs.... - 7 comments
• 10:56 pm chelonianmobile (no subject) - 66 comments

22nd

• 10:28 am filkerdave How to catch a terrorist - 15 comments
• 03:09 pm pandoras_closet Got cramps? - 109 comments
• 07:14 pm caprinus geekery x 2 - 30 comments
• 07:19 pm acm28 (no subject) - 5 comments
• 10:59 pm mordant die7fox cottons onto the Secret of Calculus - 68 comments

23rd

• 12:07 am thereallyle (no subject)
• 04:12 am shly817 lustofapioneer is fully aware that IKEA does sell everything... - 8 comments
• 02:35 pm herringprincess Because Superman's an easy target :-P - 64 comments
• 04:04 pm kateorman (no subject) - 6 comments
• 04:56 pm vaspider misia on relationships... - 213 comments
• 10:25 pm dharawal LAPDOG!!! on a HELICOPTER - 20 comments
• 11:57 pm ravenskye8 Wrong diagnosis... really wrong... - 26 comments

24th

• 11:06 am etcet Paying It Forward - 49 comments
• 01:25 pm no_relation Yeah, he's a little sarcastic sometimes. - 16 comments
• 03:35 pm harmonyfb So, do YOU hide a tasty treat? - 12 comments
• 04:19 pm wonderbink theferrett contemplates Pluto . . . - 20 comments
• 05:17 pm cheezdanish hemlock_martini watches too much television. - 60 comments
• 06:35 pm supremegoddess1 fun with the morning commute - 95 comments
• 06:55 pm lotusbiosm aneslin muses on Internet slang - 24 comments
• 09:11 pm ciorstan moira_ramsay contemplates a visit from her in-laws. - 8 comments
• 09:33 pm palmer_kun Scott Lynch has a weird part-time job - 11 comments
• 10:42 pm strange1andie fun with mneumonic devices - 56 comments
• 11:37 pm gaeanangel Bloodangel ponders gender equality on LJ - 178 comments
• 11:40 pm lannamichaels But was it for trolling or spamming? - 37 comments

25th

• 09:52 am grow A letter to Chocolate from eyra - 58 comments
• 11:56 am supremegoddess1 holy poles! - 46 comments
• 12:09 pm ifeedformula ToonQueen talks to God - 6 comments
• 02:08 pm topknot moraiwe has a movie moment - 5 comments
• 03:24 pm vixenesque93 The final straw... - 25 comments
• 08:00 pm darksideofstorm (no subject) - 10 comments
• 09:51 pm lintilla (no subject) - 7 comments

26th

• 09:18 am kateorman (no subject) - 18 comments
• 12:05 pm marysiak Pop - 12 comments
• 04:05 pm supremegoddess1 touched in a bad place? - 71 comments
• 05:58 pm supremegoddess1 taunting the JWs... - 52 comments

27th

• 12:47 am snowcoma The next step is dyeing its blossoms black and writing bad poetry... - 1 comment
• 02:44 am cutthroatpixie (no subject) - 3 comments
• 07:15 pm kiss_my_kitty Mommy wars. - 65 comments

28th

• 08:27 am sciffy_circo In which Pluto has been defriended - 63 comments
• 12:13 pm chasingtides earis has a new pasttime: - 46 comments
• 01:19 pm vvalkyri By the power of Grayskull! - 6 comments
• 01:31 pm caprinus two much-needed monday funnies - 3 comments
• 01:37 pm trishalynn Scary boss stories - 19 comments
• 01:58 pm pandoras_closet Theorizing that one could get a book from Amazon within her own lifetime . . . - 3 comments
• 03:22 pm peebs1701 ironychan made a song about Pluto and the solar system - 59 comments
• 04:43 pm vvalkyri Grimclown addresses other drivers. . .
• 06:00 pm lunalelle jellybellys, following completely objective look at Katherine Harris - 8 comments
• 06:45 pm caprinus (no subject) - 16 comments
• 07:49 pm slytherinblack onezeronothing enjoys messing with telemarketers... - 80 comments
• 08:04 pm fleurdelista Little League World Series! - 12 comments
• 08:30 pm kitty_foxglove (no subject) - 12 comments

29th

• 06:40 am sistercoyote (no subject) - 9 comments
• 12:35 pm matgb Those Holiday woes - 10 comments
• 04:06 pm chibikat_wtf everfirewind has an eventful summer. - 2 comments
• 04:11 pm stagger_lee77 supremegoddess doesn't understand the BPAL frenzy... - 49 comments
• 05:13 pm chaya (no subject) - 92 comments
• 10:34 pm reizar 2_gryphon takes one for the team. - 6 comments

30th

• 12:07 am supremegoddess1 i finally got permission! - 67 comments
• 10:58 am mysirensong It's all in the tone - 62 comments
• 10:58 am almightyhat (no subject) - 18 comments
• 11:10 am libram Wow, that's a surprise... - 19 comments
• 01:36 pm 420lunchbox Summer Heat Remedy - 11 comments
• 04:26 pm xanath A Smackdown to Katherine Harris - 5 comments
• 05:49 pm ex_ms_katoni171 It's amazing what you can find in garage sales these days... - 26 comments
• 09:26 pm vixenesque93 the waiting game - 16 comments
• 09:59 pm ifeedformula You could put somebody's eye out with those things.. - 70 comments

31st

• 04:12 am azurelunatic allogenes manufactures a class I wish existed - 34 comments
• 07:51 am trishalynn Villains + Beer = ? - 10 comments
• 09:23 am taraisagoddess (no subject) - 30 comments
• 11:44 am local_sin (no subject) - 20 comments
• 01:36 pm ex_lucindrie11 Booze and Babies - 14 comments