Arena Stage, this is Danny.
Hi, i wanted to find out if you have any seats available for tonight's show?We have one seat available.
You dont have two?No. we have one.
We get this alot; the people who think that by asking us the same question multiple times, or by rephrasing it slightly, that the answer will magically change.
I swear there are people who will ask 5 times in five different ways. I've had the following conversation more times that i can count:
Hi, i wanted to find out if you have any seats available for tonight's show?We have one seat available.
You dont have 4?No. we have one.
Are you sure you dont have more?Yes, i'm afraid so.
You don't even have 3 more?No, we don't.
So you dont have 4 seats available tonight?No.
How do you not have 4 seats available?Well, we sold all the rest, sir.
And you can't find me 3 more?Yes, sir.. just hold on while i get out the wand. do you want fries with that? maybe we can get the female lead to come service you during intermission?
QWP, of course.