July 24th, 2006
The fun never stops at statements
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How not to pitch a novel...
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Responses to ridiculous fic reviews
From a discussion in

teh_no explains a comic panel
Or says what we were all thinking:
teh_no:
Dr. Doom: The mighty Doom finds himself... becoming more attracted to you now that you have begun wearing a mask, pitiful insect! Let us eat and sip wine together! I have brought in a violinist to serenade us with music and a lusty fire to keep us warm on this cold winter night!
Thing: Ummm...
Dr. Doom: VAINGLORIOUS DOLT, YOU SHALL SPREAD FOR DOOM!
Context wears a metal mask
Dr. Doom: The mighty Doom finds himself... becoming more attracted to you now that you have begun wearing a mask, pitiful insect! Let us eat and sip wine together! I have brought in a violinist to serenade us with music and a lusty fire to keep us warm on this cold winter night!
Thing: Ummm...
Dr. Doom: VAINGLORIOUS DOLT, YOU SHALL SPREAD FOR DOOM!
Context wears a metal mask
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Aren't kids wonderful?
Posted with the permission of
mom_almighty
In the Land Of Non-Sequiturs, the three-year-old is king:
me: "Do you want to go to the zoo?"
Ethan: "I don't know - what color are the walls there?"
me: "Could you please open the door so I can get out?"
Ethan: "But all your beauty will come out if I open the door!"
"Mommy!"
"Where's your milk, Ethan? We have to put your milk in the fridge before we can go."
"Mommy! Hey, Mommy!"
"What, honey? Are you ready to go?"
"Hey Mommy, come here!"
"Where are you, Ethan? Did you find your shoes?"
"Mooooooooooooooommy!"
"Gabe's already in his car seat, Ethan, I don't have time to play these games with you!"
"MOMMY! I did it by myself!"
"... What?"
"Lookit! I'm naked!"
*headdesk*
In the Land Of Non-Sequiturs, the three-year-old is king:
me: "Do you want to go to the zoo?"
Ethan: "I don't know - what color are the walls there?"
me: "Could you please open the door so I can get out?"
Ethan: "But all your beauty will come out if I open the door!"
"Mommy!"
"Where's your milk, Ethan? We have to put your milk in the fridge before we can go."
"Mommy! Hey, Mommy!"
"What, honey? Are you ready to go?"
"Hey Mommy, come here!"
"Where are you, Ethan? Did you find your shoes?"
"Mooooooooooooooommy!"
"Gabe's already in his car seat, Ethan, I don't have time to play these games with you!"
"MOMMY! I did it by myself!"
"... What?"
"Lookit! I'm naked!"
*headdesk*