July 19th, 2006

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britpoptarts rants about commercials that irritate her . . .

7. Commercials that use cute spokes-critter depictions of the product to entice me to buy and consume that product. I don't want to eat cereal if the pieces of cereal might have an opinion about being eaten. At least kill the cereal-things before you ship them out in the cereal boxes. The animated M&Ms? Creepy. Cannibalistic, too. Mr Kool-Aid? Not only does he wantonly destroy pretty much any wallhe comes near (or he used to), no one is disturbed by a giant talking glass pitcher that encourages you to consume his contents.Instead, all the kids suddenly cheer and get overly excited. Yay, we'e going to drink his brains! Braaaaains!

The whole rant is here.
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"bring a friend ...if you have one"

Crazy: WAH This person won't stop writing reviews!!!111eleventy111!!!

LJAbuse: Here's your abuse report number; 48959073498938788JHKJH0-0KLJLKJ506-0496. We'll get to it when we can!

Crazy: I dun' tol her all the nasty hurt she has coming her way if she doesn't write nice things about me and ma frieds!!!!111!!!!

LJAbuse: Case 48959073498938788JHKJH0-0KLJLKJ506-0496 is still pending. Your concerns are important to us!

40 years later

Crazy: DAMNIT IF YOU PEOPLE DUN TAKE ME SRSLY I HAVE FRIENDS YOU DON'T WANT TO MEET! I'M EX-NAVY YOU KNOW, WAVES ARE MY BIDNIS!! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!

LJAbuse: *quietly suspends Crazy for threatening LJAbuse* Case 48959073498938788JHKJH0-0KLJLKJ506-0496 appears to have solved itself! Great job! Now, what are we up to? Ah yes, case # 73. So Mr. Churchill, Mr. Shaw is being a meanie pants to you?


oulangi commenting on the latest crazy visiting her journal.

It's like a Mac commercial..only real

Posted by blergeatkitty

Me: Good morning, cube. Good morning, Mac.
Mac: (wakes up) Good morning, Blerg! Look, I transferred all those files you told me to transfer!
Me: Awesome. Good morning, PC.
PC: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Me: That's no good. Let's try that again.
PC: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Me: Hm. Something's wrong. (Calls Help Desk)
Help Desk Guy: I heard there was something wrong with your PC.
Me: Yeah, check this out. (turns on PC)
PC: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Help Desk Guy: (thinks for .02 seconds) There's a stuck key.
Me: D'oh! I'm such a moron!
Help Desk Guy: (stifles laughter) Don't worry about it.
Me: (moves keyboard)
PC: Good morning, Blerg.
Me: I'm not talking to you right now, because YOU made me look like an idiot.


This is the entirety of the post.
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Racism in Paganism

kittiekattie calmly discusses racist sentiments among the Pagan community here QWP

In conclusion? All gods are not one. All goddesses are not interchangable. All faiths are not one faith. And all pagans are NOT pale waifs. Some of us are thick hipped, dark-lipped, braided and beaded and POC--and we're just as fucking pagan as YOU, Silver Blond Raven Kittyfucker the 5th.
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Being vague is fun!

b_hulsmans comments on a post in customers_suck...

Apparantly you never heard of the popular game: "The Game with the guy with the gun who kills people" ™ Which I think is just a rip off of "The Game where you kill things with weapons." ™ but that's just me...I rather like the game, though level 3 is a bitch to get through with that "Thing that you have to kill before you die"...

QWP here.